Simon Carr

Respect to the Man in the Ice Cream Van

Boys Are Back

Knowing everything is the goal of all scientists, the idea that they might be better not knowing everything has never crossed their minds in their relentless pursuit of discovery and knowledge. Doctor John Spanks is about to learn that discovering everything it's not always in our best interests. The biggest questions of our existence can now be answered, the remaining question is, would you really want to know?

Virtually Gone

Trainspotting meets shawn of the dead, in a drug and alcohol fuelled crash through a zombie apocalypse, oddly it turned out the only people who can survive a zombie apocalypse, are spice zombies.A squad of spice zombies must use their immunity to the pandemic that's turning everyone into real zombies, to save the last of humanity.Will the lowest of society forgive the way they have been treated and save the people who look down on them, or will they just get smashed on the free drugs and booze?

Spice, Zombie, Apocalypse

Bishops Point is about to face its biggest crisis since the distempered badgers attacked, Father O'riley and Father O'Malley are all that stand in the devil's way, the forces of hell descend upon the sleepy Irish town on mass, but they were not expecting the good fathers to lead a rebellion against them.

Our Fathers

The Gripes of Wrath is the perfect gift book for the ?grumpy? generation. It is guaranteed to make you laugh ? and also make your blood boil! This mind-blowing collection of absurd and yet completely true stories, rules, claims, and crazy legislation portrays the Britain that we have become, almost without realizing it. Political columnist Simon Carr has scoured national and local newspapers, Hansard parliamentary reports, the minutes of parliamentary committee meetings, statements from quangos and local councils to compile hundreds of true stories, anecdotes and events that will prompt the scandalized response of: ?I don't believe it!?. From political sleaze to massaged waiting lists, from barmy health and safety concerns to bizarre compensation claims, everyone who believes in justice, decency, fair play and common sense will find something in this attractively produced book to infuriate them.

Everyday Absurdities to Make Your Blood Boil!

The Gripes of Wrath

THE GRIPES OF WRATH is guaranteed to make you laugh - and also make your blood boil! This mind-blowing collection of absurd and yet completely true stories, rules, claims, and crazy legislation portrays the Britain that we have become, almost without realizing it. Political columnist Simon Carr has scoured national and local newspapers, Hansard parliamentary reports, the minutes of parliamentary committee meetings, statements from quangos and local councils to compile hundreds of true stories, anecdotes and events that will prompt the scandalized response of: 'I don't believe it!'. From political sleaze to massaged waiting lists, from barmy health and safety concerns to bizarre compensation claims, everyone who believes in justice, decency, fair play and common sense will find something in this attractively produced book to infuriate them.

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