Mary Laura Philpott

Gloria Fallon

Debbie Kasper

Susan Shapiro

Abby Heugel

Amy Vansant

Suzy Soro

Dylan Brody

Arlene Schindler

Wendi Aarons

Eliza Bayne

Matthew Brozik

Becky Cardwell

Abbi Crutchfield

Sean Crespo

Carol Hartsell

Nancy Kho

Kelcey Kitner

Cathy Ladman

Kurt Luchs

Kelly Maclean

Vanda Mikoloski

Lisa Page Rosenberg

Marinka

Molly Schoemann

Peggy Pearl Vork-Zambory

Funny Stories by Funny People

Moms Are Nuts

A. K. Turner

Karen Alpert

Jen of People I Want to Punch in the Throat

Suzanne Fleet

The second volume in the best-selling I Just Want to Pee Alone series! Don't get us wrong, we love the men in our lives -- we do (most of the time). It's just that sometimes we would like them to go away. Not forever or anything like that. Just for an hour ... or a day ... or a weekend. We want some time to ourselves to read a good book or take a walk or do anything other than try to make a dent in the never ending mound of dirty clothes that keeps piling up on his side of the bed. We just want to be alone. All alone. Is that too much to ask? I Just Want to Be Alone is a collection of humorous essays from 37 of the most Super Cool Lady Writers you'll find on the web. Including: People I Want to Punch in the Throat, Baby Sideburns, A.K. Turner, My Husband Ate All My Ice Cream, and Bad Parenting Moments.

I Just Want to Be Alone

This book of essays taken from AbbyHasIssues.com allows the (obviously brilliant) reader to relive the author's goal of becoming a Consolation Prize Wife, or having her eyebrows waxed without the inherent paranoia that accompanies hot liquids being plastered on her face. From the birthday she was blindfolded and forced to hunt for her presents in the backyard, to her grandma's dating advice and rules on nursing home Bingo etiquette, Abby also shows how humor can be hereditary--whether you like it or not. Writer Abby Heugel reminds you that yes, we all have issues. And hers will make you feel normal.

I Have Issues. We All Do.

Abby Has Issues

Abby Heugel

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