Tim Collins

Andrew Pinder

Like Edward Cullen in Twilight, Nigel Mullet was transformed into a vampire when he was still a teenager, and will remain this age forever. Unfortunately, Nigel became a vampire at the awkward age of fifteen, and must spend eternity coping with acne, a breaking voice, and an ineptitude with girls . . . In this, his excruciatingly funny diary, Nigel chronicles his increasingly desperate attempts to be noticed by the love of his life, Chloe Sparrow, the constant mortification caused by his vampire parents (not to mention the worry that they might accidentally eat one of his friends), and the frustration one feels when you've got the whole of boring eternity stretching out in front of you and you can't even have a lie-in (vampires don't sleep). Forced to hang out with the Goths and emo kids due to his pale skin and social awkwardness, and constantly battling his embarrassingly overwhelming desire to sink his fangs into Chloe's neck, will Nigel ever get his girl? Fantastically witty and hugely entertaining, this fun and accessible diary will appeal to anyone, teenage or otherwise . . .*Winner of the Lincolnshire Young People's Book Award 2012

Because the Undead Have Feelings Too

Diary of a Wimpy Vampire

Martin Oliver

Presents fun facts and information on British history, from the prehistoric times through the Norman conquest and into the twenty-first century.

All the Cool Bits in British History

Off with Their Heads!

Jonny Leighton

A hilarious collection of hundreds of the funniest jokes for clever kids.

Jokes for Funny Kids: 6 Year Olds

Imogen Currell-Williams

Jokes for Funny Kids: 7 Year Olds

Amanda Learmonth

Jokes for Funny Kids: 8 Year Olds

Offers a comic exploration of an intrepid meerkat's fateful inquisitiveness...

Curiosity Killed the Meerkat

With a shiny foiled cover and 160 spectacular interior pages that feature engaging, full-color artwork, you're guaranteed hours and hours of enjoyment. Plus, every page is perforated for easy pullout to display YOUR piece of art. The Boys' Doodle Book is packed with pirates, dinosaurs, robots, and more, daring boys to let their imaginations run wild! A fun and simple sentence on each page instructs what to do, such as “draw a cool tree house,” “how will you escape from a crocodile?” and “draw a flying machine.” So get ready, get set, and doodle! As always, no drawing skills are required—just your imagination.

The Boys' Doodle Book

A new title in the 'Buster Laugh-a-lot' series and an ideal stocking filler, this hilarious collection has hundreds of jolly jokes for funny kids to share at Christmas. Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?Santa Jaws. What do you call an elf who has just won the lottery?Welfy. How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming?He looks at his calen-deer. Stuffed full of festive fun, this book has over 300 Christmas jokes, including cracking one-liners, silly puns, tongue twisters, knock knocks and much more. Designed to be easy to read with wonderfully silly illustrations for extra laughs, this hilarious collection will keep jokers entertained for hours over Christmas. Also available in the 'Buster Laugh-a-lot' series:9781780556260 Jokes for Funny Kids: 6 Year Olds9781780556246 Jokes for Funny Kids: 7 Year Olds 9781780556253 Jokes for Funny Kids: 8 Year Olds9781780557168 The Jumbo Joke Book for Funny Kids

The Christmas Joke Book for Funny Kids

With a shiny foiled cover and 160 spectacular interior pages that feature engaging, full-color artwork, you're guaranteed hours and hours of enjoyment. Plus, every page is perforated for easy pullout to display YOUR piece of art. Fairies, princesses, ponies, and pop-stars will have every girl eager to be a daydream believer, inspired by prompts like “what's in the magic forest?” “Draw your dream castle,” and “Show us how girls rock!” So get ready, get set, and doodle! As always, no drawing skills are required—just your imagination.

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