Angie Bailey

Presents a collection of humorous text conversations between a cat and his owner.

A Cat Who Has an Unlimited Data Plan...and Isn't Afraid to Use It

Texts from Mittens

'Believe' is an utterly captivating first novel in a series that will lead you on an irresistible journey into the magical world of Believers and Never-Believers. Abigale Johnson was born a Never-Believer, in a world full of greyness: no Christmases, no birthdays, no smiling and most definitely, no magic. That all changes with a fateful train journey when Abigale is catapulted into the world of the Believer Fae. A crazy, holographic professor, an enchanted train, and new magical best friends, combined with the tinkering of first love, a wicked queen and a host of lost family secrets all await you, in a story that is likely to become part of your heart forever.

Believe

Meet Mittens, the internet's favorite text-happy cat. Based on the viral blog by award-winning author Angie Bailey, Texts from Mittens is a series of comical text messages exchanged between a snappy, self-absorbed cat and his long-suffering human. Mittens relentlessly hassles his human all day long, while only taking breaks to watch Judge Judy, hang with his best friend Stumpy, complain about the antics of Drunk Patty the neighbor, ask Grandma for money to buy useless items from QVC, and harass the "filthy beast" dog, Phil. The perfect gift for cat lovers and feline fans, Texts from Mittens perfectly captures the thoughts, schemes, and commentary from the internet sensation and world's favorite cat.

A Cat Who Has an Unlimited Data Plan... and Isn't Afraid to Use It

Follow along with Mittens as he enjoys hilarious, snark-filled text volleys with his cast of quirky friends and family: Earl (the “filthy hound”), Stumpy (the best friend), Drunky Patty (the usually tipsy next-door neighbor), Grandma (giver of treats), and Fiona (Mitty’s girlfriend). Based on Angie Bailey’s virally popular blog, Texts from Mittens: The Friends and Family Edition is feline humor at its finest.

The Friends and Family Edition

All royalties of 2021 are being donated to the NHS - The Secret Diary of a Lockdown Mum takes you through the rollercoaster of emotions every woman in lockdown has felt. It is the daily account of how lockdown effected our mental and physical health. Until one fateful night where I decided everything needed to change. The ups, the downs, the highs and lows, the bonding, and the murder plots. How I succeeded in some aspects of parenting in lockdown, and how I spectacularly failed in others. This is a warts an all version of her life and the reveal of secret thoughts mums think but never say. Including the impact of panic buying, home schooling, conspiracy theories, marriage, NHS, and Black Lives Matter, how they all affected everyday people. Women around the world will empathize and laugh out loud at my journey, comparing similarities and finding comfort that they are not alone in their secret thoughts. How did this all effect the normal families of the UK? This book shows how I managed to keep my glass always half full, whilst trying not to get liver failure. A memoir with a sprinkling of commercial fiction. Lockdown affected everyone. Everyone has their story, this is mine.

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