Bruce Lansky

A collection of poems about birthdays, by such authors as Bruce Lansky, Dr. Seuss, and Leslie Danford Perkins.

Kids Pick the Funniest Birthday Poems

Happy Birthday to Me!

A collection of ten stories featuring admirable girls in both familiar and exotic settings.

Happily Ever After

Just a Girl (Girls to the Rescue)

25,000 Baby Names

Hinkler Books Pty, Limited

This book contains more names from around this world than any other leading book -- over 50,000 names in all.Bruce Lansky, the #1 author of baby name books in North America, has now created Baby Names around the World. Here are over 50,000 baby name choices for prospective parents, presented in an easy-to-use format with informative and interesting features, includingAn index listing names by country or language; Popular names from the 1880s through the of origin; A list of things to consider when choosing a name; The 100 most popular names for the 1990s;Advice on how to create a unique name;Lists of gender-neutral names.

50,000 Baby Names from Around the World

In most heroic tales, a helpless young lady waits around for a prince to rescue her. But the spunky girls in this entertaining series are much too busy saving the day to await Prince Charming. These adaptations and original stories from around the world inspire readers to become a new kind of heroine. If you enjoy the stories in this book, look for more fun adventures in the other books in the series. In most heroic tales, a helpless young lady waits around for a prince to rescue her. But the spunky girls in this entertaining series are much too busy saving the day to await Prince Charming. These adaptations and original stories from around the world inspire readers to become a new kind of heroine. If you enjoy the stories in this book, look for more fun adventures in the other books in the series. This first book contains the following short stories: "The Fairy Godmother's Assitant" (an original story), "Grandma Rosa's Bowl" (adapted from a Grimm Brothers' Story), "For Love of Sunny" (an original story), "Carla and the Greedy Merchant" (adapted from a folktale), "Savannah's Piglets" (adapted from a folktale), "Kimi Meets the Ogre" (an original story), "The Innkeeper's Wise Daughter" (retold from a Russian folktale), "The Royal Joust" (an original story), "Chardae's Thousand and One Nights" (adapted from a story in The Arabian Nights) and "Lian and the Unicorn" (an original story).

Tales of Clever, Courageous Girls from Around the World

Girls To The Rescue, Book #1

Newfangled Fairy Tales, Book #2

If you’ve ever considered playing sick, had a hard time getting started on your homework, thought your teacher was on your case, or wondered how many days were left until summer vacation, this collection of funny school poems is for you. Homework Would Be Fun… If Your Teacher Assigned This Book as Required Reading! — If you’ve ever considered playing sick, had a hard time getting started on your homework, thought your teacher was on your case, or wondered how many days were left until summer vacation, this collection of funny school poems is for you. Bruce Lansky has written five new poems for this book and selected nineteen others from some of his favorite poets, including Kenn Nesbitt, Ted Scheu, and Robert Pottle.

24 funny school poems

If I Ran the School

This collection of ten contemporary fairy tales puts a delightful new spin on classic stories and themes. King Midas is a workaholic banker who would rather play with his money than attend his son's Little League baseball games. The Big Bad Wolf is running a successful scam on Little Red's Grandma until Little Red catches him in the act. The Three Bears invade Goldy's house because their forest home is being stripped to build a super highway. A Prince refuses to marry any of the grumpy princesses who lost sleep because there were peas under their mattresses. A clever princess pays a dragon to lose a fight so she can marry the man she loves. This collection of ten contemporary fairy tales puts a delightful new spin on classic stories and themes. King Midas is a workaholic banker who would rather play with his money than attend his son's Little League baseball games. The Big Bad Wolf is running a successful scam on Little Red's Grandma until Little Red catches him in the act. The Three Bears invade Goldy's house because their forest home is being stripped to build a super highway. A Prince refuses to marry any of the grumpy princesses who lost sleep because there were peas under their mattresses. A clever princess pays a dragon to lose a fight so she can marry the man she loves.

Classic Stories With a Funny Twist

New Fangled Fairy Tales Book #1

A collection of humorous poems about the trials and tribulations of going to school.

More Kids' Favorite Funny School Poems

If Kids Ruled the School

A collection of humorous poems by such authors as Jack Prelutsky, Shel Silverstein, and other lesser known poets.

Bad Case Of The Giggles (Retired Edition)

Funny Little Poems For Funny Little People

Briefly explains the meanings for thousands of popular and unusual names for boys and girls.

35,000 + Baby Names

"A collection of spooky, funny poems about vampires, ghosts, Frankenstein, and other creatures"--Provided by publisher.

A Spine-tingling Collection of Frighteningly Funny Poems

Dinner with Dracula

This collection features laugh-out-loud verse, collected with the help of more than 1000 junior and middle school children and their teachers. It features 59 rib-tickling poems and details of how to organize an impromptu poetry party with advice on how to get kids to read the poems out loud.

You're Invited to Bruce Lansky's Poetry Party

Waking up one morning, a young bird sees its mother catch a worm and decides to try to catch one too, but the bird soon learns that catching a worm isn't as easy as it looks.

A PictureReading Book for Young Children

Early Birdy Gets the Worm

With a die-cut hole allowing a photo of the reader to show through every page, this keepsake book reflects various childhood memories including the child's daily life, school events, favorite pets, best toys, games and hobbies, and favorite books, among other memory-creating events.

I'm Glad I'm Me

This book delivers 45 hilarious poems about school that cover everything from homework and tests to detention and school lunches. Well-known poets Bruce Lansky, Kenn Nesbitt, and Robert Pottle -- plus many more great Giggle Poets -- wrote these gems. My Teacher's In Detention contains 50 hilarious poems about school that cover everything from homework and tests to detention and gross-out school lunches. The book contains poems by well-known poets, including Bruce Lansky, Kenn Nesbitt, Robert Pottle, and more great "giggle poets." Editor and contributor Bruce Lansky is one of North America's three bestselling authors of children's poetry books. His kid-tested, giggle-filled children's poetry books have sold over 3.5 million copies. This book follows on the success of Lansky's other school poetry anthologies, No More Homework! No More Tests!, and If Kids Ruled the School, which have sold over 500,000 copies in all editions and are among the best selling children's poetry books at retail.

Kids' Favorite Funny School Poems

My Teacher's In Detention

Bruce Lansky’s poetry books have sold over 3.4 million copies – just one of the reasons his elementary school admirers have crowned him “The King of Giggle Poetry.” Rolling in the Aisles is one of the funniest anthologies of giggle poetry ever published. It contains humorous poems selected by a panel of more than 1,000 elementary school students. Bruce Lansky, Kenn Nesbitt, Ted Scheu, Robert Pottle, and Eric Ode all made the cut for this giggle-packed collection of rhymes—now available in paperback at just $9.95!

A Collection of Laugh-Out-Loud Poems

Rolling in the Aisles (Revision)

One of the funniest collections of children’s songs ever published is now available in a paper over board edition. This anthology contains 20 funny songs by Bruce Lansky and his gaggle of Giggle Poets. The songs were tested by a panel of 500 school children and graded “hilarious.” Kids can sing these silly songs without any sheet music because all of the songs were written to familiar tunes (like “Oh, Susanna,” and “This Land is Your Land”). Each page contains charming four-color illustrations by Stephen Carpenter.

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