Chris Kelly

A parody of the television program "Downton Abbey" in which all of the characters are cats includes codes of conduct for cats and gentlefolk, how to keep a secret, and uninvited but necessary words from the Dowager.

Downton Tabby

Miles Ward has just achieved one of the greatest scientific breakthroughs in history - but can he stay alive long enough to enjoy it? When computer programmer Miles Ward started building Gustav, the world's first Artificial General Intelligence, he saw it as a passion project with little hope of success. Now, with a single keystroke, his creation has come to life, setting off a chain of events with the highest imaginable stakes for Miles and humanity as a whole. Suddenly, Miles finds himself being pursued by the most powerful organizations on the planet, who will stop at nothing to take control of Gustav for themselves while preventing their adversaries from doing the same. As Miles watches the world spiral toward a devastating global conflict, he must grapple with the ethical implications of his creation while trying to avoid becoming a casualty himself.

The Menagerie

A parody of the worldwide television phenomenon Downton Abbey, with cats. Downton Tabby is about England’s oldest and finest family of cats in people clothes. With beautiful (and scandalous) photographs and art, it tells the story of their lives and loves—and their maids and butlers and cooks’ lives and loves—from the sinking of the Kitanic to the Jazz Age. Tolstoy’s adage about each family being unhappy in their own way? What makes the Grimalkins different is they’re cats. Posh, spoiled, stuck-up-but-charming, English cats. Okay, it’s not just about cats and class warfare. It’s also a parody of Downton Abbey, the phenomenally popular TV show where everyone’s always getting dressed. Or they’re already dressed, and they’re getting more dressed. While it makes affectionate fun of Downton Abbey, it makes a broader humorous point: We treat our cats like high society. Their servants are us. If you live with a cat, the butler, maid, and cook is you. It’s our cats’ world. We just lint-roll it. So it’s for fans of the show, and people who put up with fans of the show, and also for people who’ve ever caught themselves getting emotionally involved in their cat’s social life, and whether or not some cold cuts would cheer her up. Why is this a book about Edwardian manor life, acted out by cats? The real question is why aren’t there more?

Downton Tabbyis about England's oldest and finest family of cats. With beautiful (and scandalous) photographs and art, it tells the story of their lives and loves - and their maids and butlers and cooks' lives and loves -- from the sinking of the Kitanic to the Jazz Age. Tolstoy's adage about each family being unhappy in their own way? What makes the Grimalkins different is they're cats. Posh, spoiled, stuck-up-but-charming, English cats. Whilst affectionately making fun of Downton Abbey a broader, more humorous point is made: We treat our cats like high society. Their servants are us. If you live with a cat, the butler, maid and cook is you. This is a book for fans of the show, and people who put up withfans of the show, and also for people who've ever caughtthemselves getting emotionally involved in their cat's social life, and whether or not some cold cuts would cheer her up. Why is this a book about Edwardian manor life, acted out by cats? The real question is why aren't there more?

Jane McMorland-Hunter

Whether you fantasize about having a whole orchard, just a cherry tree in a pot, or even the perfect apple pie, Orchard provides all the information, inspiration, and encouragement you need. Orchards are one of the oldest and most beautiful types of garden. Think of sitting in the gentle shade of a graceful tree and eating a perfect piece of fruit. You don't need a lot of space to achieve this; you don't even need much skill. Just a desire for really good fruit and a love of beautiful gardens and trees. From versatile apples, beautiful cherries, and cultivated plums to rare quinces, ancient medlars, and wise mulberries, Orchard caters for the fruit farmer, amateur cook, and natural historian. As well as sharing essential cultivation advice, and delicious recipes, this comprehensive guide also explores the rich traditions of fruit growing, alongside the charming histories of your favorite fruits. Whether you have a tiny balcony or a huge field, it's never been easier to grow and cook orchard fruits.

Growing and Cooking Fruit from Your Garden

Orchard

Mitch Durfee

Unlock the secret mindset strategies used by the worlds most successful, multi-million dollar business owners around the world. The most important quality every business owner and entrepreneur must possess is the ability to spot opportunities and viable ideas. These ideas may sprout from one's own mind or from someone else’s, but it is critical that an entrepreneur be able to spot useful ideas, distinguish them from insignificant ones, and figure out a feasible path to turn that idea from a dream into a commercial success. In These pages, you'll discover inspiring stories, that help you unlock... What your long term vision is. How to use of expert strategies, to network with industry experts allowing you to focus on long term relationships that pay dividends for the rest of your life. How a few simple steps can add generational wealth. The principles of serving others first and why the greatest financial minds utilize this strategy every opportunity possible. Master the mindset of "hustle" and how it is possible to accomplish more by implementing systems into your daily routine. Chris and Mitch's goal is to make it possible for you to minimize your efforts and maximize your returns, even if you are just starting your business, are an average investor, or have only dreamed about becoming wealthy! This book will give you simple to follow, actionable steps that will ensure you are on the path to developing your Million Dollar Business Mindset

The Millionaire Business Mindset

Provides discussion and advice around gifting programmes following the abolition of gift duty in October 2011. Looks at the relevant acts, residential care subsidies, several other reasons for creating a trust, claims against estates, and tax issues.

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