Danielle Owen-Jones

Stuck With Him

Six months ago, I was the heiress to a soup empire worth millions. Now, I’m standing in a giant dumpster.

Bella Whittington’s caviar-and-Cristal life comes crashing down when she walks in on her fiancé and best friend tangled up in page 34 of the Kama Sutra, limbs everywhere. But her plan to dull the pain with Daddy’s credit card is totalled by the news that they’ve lost the family business. Suddenly Bella’s both single and completely broke.

Shivering in her dingy new studio apartment after a traumatic incident with a homemade turmeric face mask (Hello Tangerina Jolie!), Bella realises she must pull up her Gucci socks and get a job, fast. But Dan, the gorgeous, grumpy owner of the local soup kitchen, hates the Whittingtons, so a teensy lie about her surname gets Bella through the door, and set loose on the stove… Minestrone with a side of melted spatula, anyone?

When Bella’s ex returns with a golden ticket back to her glitzy old life, should she accept? Because that would mean no more box wine and frozen pizza nights with Dan. No more singalongs to the crackly kitchen radio. No more my-heart-is-as-melted-as-that-spatula moments when he finally cracks a reluctant smile… But if Dan finds out the truth about who she really is, will she even have the choice?

An absolutely hilarious, feel-good rom com that will have you snorting with laughter. The new must-read for fans of Sophie Kinsella, Lindsey Kelk and Schitt’s Creek!

A completely laugh-out-loud romantic comedy

Stone Broke Heiress

Six months ago, I was the heiress to a soup empire worth millions. Now, I'm standing in a giant dumpster. Bella Whittington's caviar-and-Cristal life comes crashing down when she walks in on her fiancé and best friend tangled up in page 34 of the Kama Sutra, limbs everywhere. But her plan to dull the pain with Daddy's credit card is totalled by the news that they've lost the family business. Suddenly Bella's both single and completely broke. Shivering in her dingy new studio apartment after a traumatic incident with a homemade turmeric face mask (Hello Tangerina Jolie!), Bella realises she must pull up her Gucci socks and get a job, fast. But Dan, the gorgeous grumpy owner of the local soup kitchen, hates the Whittingtons, so a teensy lie about her surname gets Bella through the door, and set loose on the stove... Minestrone with a side of melted spatula, anyone? When Bella's ex returns with a golden ticket back to her glitzy old life, should she accept? Because that would mean no more box wine and frozen pizza nights with Dan. No more singalongs to the crackly kitchen radio. No more my-heart-is-as-melted-as-that-spatula moments when he finally cracks a reluctant smile... But if Dan finds out the truth about who she really is, will she even have the choice? An absolutely hilarious, feel-good rom com that will have you snorting with laughter. The new must-read for fans of Sophie Kinsella, Lindsey Kelk and Schitt's Creek!

A Completely Laugh-out-loud Romantic Comedy

Lucy Clark has just bought a house with her worst enemy. From the moment Lucy - Miss 'my self-worth comes from setting myself impossible standards of perfection' - meets Zack - Mr 'I'm your infuriatingly laidback yet impossibly ripped new yoga teacher' - it's hate at first sight. So when Zack puts in a competing offer to buy her childhood home, there's no way she's backing down. After losing her business and her best friend in one great margarita-themed disaster, there's no way she's losing her beloved house. Except there's one tiny problem - she can't actually afford it. When Zack suggests they buy the house together, inspiration strikes. Lucy will wear him down, with a never-ending supply of lists and rules, until he's begging for escape. That's until Zack arrives, with his non-existent sleepwear and a ridiculously sincere appreciation for the simple things. Suddenly, Lucy finds herself re-evaluating her own warped priorities. Will living with the enemy end up with Lucy losing her sanity? Or is it true what they say - that there's a thin line between love and hate? An absolutely page-turning, laugh-out-loud rom com, perfect for fans of The Hating Game and The Spanish Love Deception. What readers are saying about Danielle Owen-Jones: 'Had me in stitches from start to finish... The romance left my heart full and my spirits lifted.' Goodreads reviewer, ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ 'Blew me away in the best possible way. Reading it felt like being held in a warm hug by a fairy godmother and I never wanted to let go... I hereby crown Owen-Jones the Northern Queen of the Rom-Coms, and long may she reign!' Goodreads reviewer, ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ 'I laughed from the very first line... A joy to read. Quick witted, sharp and fun... Perfect.' Bobs and Books, ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ 'An amazing gem... I enjoyed it from start to finish and kept laughing out loud... I truly recommend reading this, it's just a pure joy.' Goodreads reviewer, ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ 'Laugh out loud... A read that'll have you devouring every word in a single sitting as you laugh, cry, and cheer for the characters.' alohabooksandbujos, ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ 'Reminded me very much of Becky Bloomwood from the Shopaholic series... it was a total joy to get lost in her world. I finished this book with a smile on my face and what more could you want from a rom-com!' Goodreads reviewer, ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ 'WOW! ... I was slow to put the book down, and quick to pick it back up. When this happens I say the book has "the pull", and this is one of those books... Very Sophie Kinsella-esque.' PoweredByPepsi, ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ 'Made me laugh all the way through from the first word to the last... Well worth 5 stars.' Goodreads reviewer, ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ 'An absolute treat to read. Heart-warming and laugh-out-loud funny.' Goodreads reviewer, ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ 'My favourite read of 2022... This book has it all.' BookishxBlondie, ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ 'An absolute joy... A real heart-warming hug of a book.' Goodreads reviewer, ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

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