David Samson

Joe Edelman

How can your tongue get you arrested? What dessert is as smart as the average adult? What's louder: A jet plane at take-off or a hippo having sex? In the form of a lively and eccentric course catalog, this brainchild of the creator of the wildly successful www.uselessknowledge.com offers up loads of facts of little consequence for the hardcore trivia buff or the casual enthusiast. Inside, you'll find topics and entries like these: The Core Curriculum The Useless School of Animals The sound that a camel makes is called "nuzzing". The Useless School of Film Warren Beatty's first job in the theater was a rat-catcher...backstage. The Useless School of History Not that he was immature, but Napoleon concocted his battle strategies in a sandbox. The Useless School of Sports It takes 3,000 cows to supply a single season's worth of footballs to the NFL. There are also Useless Schools of Television, Biology, Science and Technology, Music, Geography, and Culinary Arts.

Answers to Questions You'd Never Think to Ask

Useless Knowledge

David A. Rudnitsky

A parody of self-help books explores the reasons that men hate themselves, fabricates interviews with women who hate them as well, and offers advice from Dr. Baby Ruth and Jane Fondue

And the Women who Agree with Them

Men who Hate Themselves

Peter Bergman

The end is coming -- and not a moment too soon! Obviously, the Millennium is the most significant event to occur within the entire course of our human history, with the exception of the O.J. Trial. The question is: will it usher in an age of new optimism and hope or will it be the cataclysmic end of everything and everyone on the planet? Frankly, who knows? But we feel it's better to prepare for the Worst Case Scenario and hope for the best.Yes, here is the last word on surviving these last days. But don't take it personally, because the Millennium will be an equal opportunity annihilator. Doctors, dentists, arsonists, lawyers, no matter how much their disposable income, will all find themselves in the same boat as you, namely the Titanic. In these pages you will find: Prophet Sharing: How to make money during the Millennium, Millennium TV: "Last Days of Our Lives", Sudden Death: Sports in the Millennium, America Off-Line: The end of the World Wide Web, Emily Post Mortem: Proper Millennial Etiquette, Was it the end of the world for you, too: Sex in the Millennium.In this survival guide, you will not only prepare to meet your Maker, but learn where to make reservations and what to wear. The authors will teach you how to eat for the Millennium, exercise for the Millennium, and meditate for the Millennium.

Don't Wait Till the End of the World to Get It

Official Millennium Survival Handbook

David A Rudnitsky

Elayne J. Kahn

Written by a comedian and a Harvard PhD, the authors get to the heart of understanding men's Secret Signals of Romance. Have you ever discovered (only after it was too late) a mans negative and destructive traits. Its a painful, yes, even a shocking experience. But one that neednt happen to you again! This is because 'Is He For Real?' reveals: How you can know exactly what kind of lover he is -- before going to bed; Whether hes marriage material -- or divorced from reality; A foolproof test to make sure hes telling the truth. (This alone is worth the price of the book!); How to know, once and for all, if hell be faithful; Plus how to tell absolutely -- if he really loves you. Millions of women believe they have no choice in love. They think finding the perfect guy is just destiny or luck. Well perhaps it was, until now. Because finally you can take the uncertainty out of relationships -- from beginning to end.

Knowing Sooner What a Man Will Be Like Later

Is He for Real?

The Joy of Depression

.".". and the man who loved cats"" is a collection of nine haunting stories: A woman is stalked by a caller; a young couple move into a house besieged by cats; a commuter is uplifted; a family man with dubious motivation aids an attractive neighbour; a backpacker vets prisoners' letters; a jilted man becomes suicidal; a woman kills her husband and uses acid to dispose his body; a man worries about his wife's fidelity; a blinded neo-Nazi discovers a new life.

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