Gerry Bartlett

Rendered eternally full-figured when she is made into a vampire between diets, Gloriana St. Clair struggles with her centuries-old relationship with Scottish vampire Jeremy, opens a vintage clothing store, and falls under the spell of a billionaire techno-freak immortal. Original. 40,000 first printing.

Real Vampires Have Curves

Full-figured vampire Glory St. Clair finds that being one of the immortal undead is not what it is cracked up to be when a frustrated vampire hunter firebombs her vintage clothing boutique, her angry long-time lover takes off in pursuit of the culprit to prove himself worthy of her, and Energy Vampires have targeted her as their next victim, in the sequel to Real Vampires Have Curves. Original.

Real Vampires Live Large

Transforming a female loan shark named Lucky into a vampire after finding the woman nearly dead following a brutal attack, vampire Glory St. Clair begins to regret her actions when the flamboyant Lucky begins to attract every vampire hunter in the vicinity, not to mention her would-be killer, who has discovered that his victim is still around. Original.

Real Vampires Get Lucky

Left alone to spend New Year's Eve by herself when her undead boyfriend, Jeremy Blade, heads out to rescue his supposed daughter from the clutches of dangerous radicals, full-figured vampire Gloriana St. Claire finds her solitary evening interrupted by a call from the bodyguard to a drunken, newly undead rock star. Original.

Real Vampires Don't Diet

Vampire Glory St. Clair grapples with winning back her longtime lover, Jeremy Blade, as well as the temptation of an offer made by the Devil himself—work for him and he'll make her a perfect size six. Original. 35,000 first printing.

Real Vampires Don't Wear Size Six

Hollywood vampire Glory S. Clair discovers a diet guru who promises to give her the body she's wanted forever, but must decide between a sleek physique and her boyfriend, Jeremiah, whose family has a long-standing feud with the guru. Original.

Real Vampires Hate Their Thighs

The best-selling author of Real Vampires Hate Their Thighs continues the story of curvy vampire Glory St. Clair who is juggling three men while planning her best friend's wedding and avoiding a hit on her for killing a billionaire. Original.

Real Vampires Have More to Love

A million-dollar idea. A city girl in the country. And a man who brings out her wild side... Anna Delaney is thrilled to leave Boston for Austin, Texas, when her small tech company is bought out by a conglomerate. Born into a family of over-protective brothers, this is her chance at true independence—and a name-making professional breakthrough. Even when gorgeous billionaire rancher King Sanders forms a one-man welcoming committee, Anna insists that she doesn’t need a tour guide—or another bodyguard. But after she narrowly escapes a kidnapping attempt, she can’t say no to King spiriting her away to someplace safe...and very private. Someone wants the valuable software Anna’s developing, and King is determined to keep her safe until the culprit is caught. The hunky cowboy lights her up brighter than the Lone Star sky at night, but neither one of them is prepared for just how wild Texas can get—and just how hard they’re willing to fight to stay together...

Texas Lightning

Curvy vampire Glory St. Clair has her life finally in order until a pregnant demon shows up at her door, in this eight novel in the series following Real Vampires Don't Wear Size Six. Original. 35,000 first printing.

Real Vampires Hate Skinny Jeans

When her lover, Jerry, doesn't remember her after suffering from amnesia, Glory St. Clair tries to persuade him to travel to the New World for a cure, but Jerry refuses until an enemy threatens her and he comes to her aid, proving his love.

Real Vampires Know Hips Happen

A honeymoon surprise... When vampire Gloriana St. Clair finally says "I do." to her longtime lover and sire Jeremy Blade, she expects there to be a honeymoon. What she doesn't expect is to be whisked away to Sweden where they will have twenty hours of pleasure each long, long night. Sounds perfect except... A sleigh ride in the snow, a picnic in a cave and then there's an ice-quake. What should land at Glory's feet but a man, frozen for a thousand years. He's a Viking and a vampire, cast out by his enemies for the fortune he'd hidden away all those years ago. Company on their honeymoon? No, thanks. But they can't just leave him. When he falls for Jerry's beautiful cousin, it's a disaster in the making. Especially when her jealous husband is a fiendish weapons manufacturer who has created a weapon that could prove deadly for all decent vampires everywhere. The blissful honeymoon soon becomes a race against time, a fight for their lives and a chance to help a fierce Viking prove that some vampires can and should live forever.

Real Vampires and the Viking

Be Careful What You Wish For... Curvy vampire Glory St. Clair has a lot of things on her wish list: a perfect figure, to eat chocolate again, and to marry her hunky Highlander Jeremiah Campbell of course. Then there's the family she's always wanted. At least she's about to marry Jerry--until her mother kidnaps her the week before the wedding. What's a girl to do? She's in Olympus and a goddess. Glory doesn't mind waking up with a perfect figure and an appetite for hamburgers, but where are her fangs? Seems blood suckers aren't welcome in Olympus. And her powerful grandfather wouldn't approve of her former lifestyle. He's eager to meet her and arrange an "appropriate" marriage. Glory is desperate to go home to the man she loves. Will her powerful family ever let her go? When Jerry arrives in Olympus determined to fight for her, Glory is afraid they will never have the forever life together they'd planned. It will take all of her goddess powers to make this final dream come true.

Real Vampires Say Read My Hips

In the latest novel from national bestselling author Gerry Bartlett, curvaceous vampire Glory St. Clair has to figure how to compete with the wiles of a witchy woman... Just when Glory has her life semi–on track, a woman from her longtime lover Jeremiah Campbell’s past steamrolls into town on a mission to win him back. Normally Glory wouldn’t feel threatened by a mortal with amorous intentions, but Jerry’s ex just happens to be a beautiful voodoo priestess with evil spirits at her beck and call—and a serious lack of conscience when it comes to getting what she wants. And then there’s Glory’s family. After a lifetime of being MIA, Glory’s mom wants to go on a mother-daughter bonding trip to Olympus, home of the gods. And though Glory doesn’t trust her, her mother is offering to help with her pesky voodoo-woman problem. But with no guarantee of a return trip, can Glory dare leave Jerry alone while she visits a place where her less-than-perfect figure won’t be appreciated and time has no meaning? But size and the bonds of time are the least of her worries when love is on the line…

Real Vampires Know Size Matters

A surprise inheritance. A family of strangers. And a man she can't avoid . . . Cassidy Calhoun can't believe she's the secret daughter of an oil billionaire. This small-town Texas girl with student loans by the barrel has never gotten a thing she didn't earn for herself. The terms of her late father's will say Cassidy-and her newfound spoiled half-siblings-must work a year at the family's floundering business before they inherit a dime. Too bad the only thing Cass knows about oil is that it makes the junker she drives go. Mason MacKenzie, the evaluator for their test, will help her get up to speed. Or will he? Mason is a boot-wearing, truck-driving Houston hottie who runs Calhoun Petroleum's biggest rival. The sparks between him and Cassidy could combust any minute. But the closer they get, the more strange near-accidents Cassidy seems to be having. And Mason has plenty of reasons to play up their attraction for his own benefit. If she can trust him, the two of them working together might save a crumbling dynasty. But if she can't, Cass might just lose both her fortune and her heart . . .

TEXAS HEAT

What happens when the Devil demands his due? Shapeshifter Rafael Valdez has always protected others, including his vampire friends during the day. Now he owns a successful nightclub, is married to werecat Lacy and has triplets. He’s spent years trying to deny his demon side, but it’s impossible once his daughter is born. She has inherited the dark powers he hoped never to use or pass on to his children. When demons start converging on Austin, Rafe knows something big is going down. Then he finds out the Devil has offered a huge reward to anyone who can capture and bring Rafe’s little girl to Hell. No, he won’t stand for it. Lilith, Rafe’s mother and the most powerful demon there is, shows up offering to protect the child. Is she just another scheming demon or the loving grandmother she’s pretending to be? Rafe has trouble believing her since she’s ignored him most of his long life but he has no choice. Desperate, Rafe descends into Hell, determined to bargain with the Devil. What must he do to save his child? The Real Vampire gang offers to help him in what becomes a battle of good versus evil. But will right be enough to overcome might? Rafe can only hope so as he uses all his demon powers in the fight to save his family.

Real Vampires: Rafe Takes the Heat

A honeymoon from hell ... Vampire Glory thought it would be 24 hours of pleasure during Sweden’s long, long nights. But then a romantic sleigh ride with Jerry finds them in an ice-quake ... A Viking frozen for a thousand years lands at Glory’s feet. Company on their honeymoon? No thanks. But it’s impossible to resist a chance to help a fierce Viking even if the newlyweds end up in a fight for their lives. At least this honeymoon was never boring ...

Be Careful What You Wish For... Vampire Gloriana always wanted a family. Then her mother kidnaps her the week before her wedding. Trapped in Olympus where "blood suckers" are hated, Glory is threatened with an arranged marriage, to a god! Olympus and her mother can make all her dreams come true--she's got a perfect figure, she can eat real food again and her fangs are history. But one thing is missing... Can Glory really give up what some would call Paradise for the man she loves?

Real Vampires Say Read My hips

A mysterious past, a desperate present and an uncertain future. What’s a girl to do? Young widow Gloriana St. Clair is close to starvation when she’s discovered living behind the stage at the Globe in 1604 London. Master Shakespeare isn’t a tyrant, but he can’t allow females to camp out in his theater. So Glory must leave and find a way to survive. For a woman in these times there’s only one answer—find a protector. Lucky for her, she’s pretty and has curves. Desperation forces her into the alley next to the theater between acts to look for a man who she hopes will be caring and willing to support her. Jeremiah Campbell is drawn to Gloriana immediately and makes his move. The handsome Scot certainly catches her eye and even buys her a meat pie when he hears her empty stomach rumbling. Glory has no choice but to go with him when he offers his arm for a “stroll.” She thinks his eyes are kind. But an attack by thugs soon shows her that this man can also be dangerous. When she sees fangs? Well, surely she imagined them. Because vampires aren’t real, are they? This prequel to the Real Vampires series begins the love story between vampire Jeremiah Campbell and mortal Gloriana St. Clair. You can follow Glory’s adventures starting with the first book in the long-running series, Real Vampires Have Curves, available at e-tailers everywhere. See http://gerrybartlett.com for a list of the entire series.

When Glory Met Jerry

A fight for her rights. A job she can’t quit. And a man who makes her burn... It’s not Shannon Calhoun’s first rodeo. She’s supposed to be running the show. But since her father’s will landed her in a wretched cubicle, typing out press releases for her own family’s company, she’s been trapped in a job with no prospects, no control—and barely any cash. When her old flame Billy Pagan turns up with a hundred rude questions and a thousand-dollar suit, Shannon isn’t sure if the heat she feels is from humiliation, fury, or desire. But whatever else has happened, the chemistry between them has only intensified. Long before he became Houston’s best defense attorney, Billy had a thing for the spoiled rich girl who got away. But now that Shannon is hustling to save the family business, she's more irresistible than ever. Too bad about the murder investigation and the fraud that’s going to bring the company crashing down around her. Unless, of course, his Texas princess actually pulls off the save of a lifetime. With Billy’s negotiating skills and Shannon’s determination, the hardest part might be keeping the business away from the pleasure . . .

Texas Pride

When a female loan shark is attacked and left for dead, vampire Glory St. Clair turns her into one of the undead to save her. But Lucky's flamboyant behavior is not only drawing every vampire hunter within miles-its bringing her would-be killer out of hiding, too.

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