Harry Morris

Nicholas Kopeloff

Claude Wilbur Edgerton

Frederick William Zerban

Lillian Kopeloff

William Ludwell Owen

E. C. Freeland

Its Causes and Suggested Measures for Its Control

The Deterioration of Cane Sugar in Storage

Charles Iseard Bray

Harry Bates Brown

Roy Lewis Mayhew

C. Henry Staples

Carr Thomas Dowell

G. H. Reuss

Robert Henry Lush

Harold Thomas Barr

Some Practical Results of Experiments on Coccidiosis in Chickens

This is a fourth instalment of funny, strange and utterly true tales from "Harry the Polis". The fourth "Harry the Polis" book, "Yer Never Gonny Believe It", continues to expose the lighter side of our industrious police force. Harry Morris's time with the Glasgow and Strathclyde constabulary, or 'polis' for short, hasn't robbed him of his sense of humour, and every wily witness, cocky con, and sarcastic sergeant he ever rubbed up against is here in page after page of humorous stories. Full of hilarious anecdotes, oddball characters, quick comebacks and unlikely excuses, "Yer Never Gonny Believe It" shows true Scottish humour at its finest. There's plenty more material from Harry's twenty-nine year career in the rank and file. As in his previous three books, Harry serves up one hilarious story after another from his vast catalogue of polis escapades. Already described by Alex Dickson of Radio Clyde as "classics of our time" and by Bob Shields of the "Daily Record" as "a must read for anyone who likes to walk about with a grin on their face", "Yer Never Gonny Believe It" is sure to arrest you with its irrepressible mirth.

Harry the Polis

Yer Never Gonnae Believe It!

In Nuthin' Like the Truth, Harry Morris continues to mercilessly expose the lighter side of our hard-pressed police force. And in the third book in the Harry the Polis series, Harry has plenty more funny stories to tell from the thin blue line. Like how to deal with inept robbers with nothing but a shovel, and the story of the wee dug and the chocolate laxatives. Nuthin' Like the Truth is another classic collection of tales tall, true and uproariously funny from Harry the Polis.

Nuthin' Like The Truth

The hilarious adventures of Harry the Polis as recalled by ex-polis Harry Morris, the self-appointed Chief Constable of funny stories, continue with the publication of his tenth book, The Last Night on the Beat. Full of brilliant anecdotes, oddball characters, quick comebacks and unlikely excuses, Harry demonstrates true Glaswegian humour at its finest. Harry Morris is out to show a side of our industrious police force that we don't often see - the lighter side. His time with the Glasgow and Strathclyde constabulary, or 'polis' for short, hasn't robbed Harry of his sense of humour, and every wily witness, cocky con, and sarcastic sergeant he ever rubbed up against is here in page after page of humorous stories. Here is the definitive collection of Harry the Polis tales that will tempt your laughter lines into making an appearance and have you flashing your gnashers.

The Best of Harry the Polis

The Last Night on the Beat

Harry Morris

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