Karen Alpert

Jen of People I Want to Punch in the Throat

Suzanne Fleet

Jessica Watson

Nicole Leigh Shaw

Susan McLean

Rebecca Gallagher

Kim Bongiorno

Brenna Jennings

JD Bailey

Stephanie Giese

Alicia of Naps Happens

Kelly Nettles

Patti Ford

Kerry Rossow

Robyn Welling

Julianna W. Miner

Tara of You Know it Happens at Your House Too

Andrea of Underachiever's Guide to Being a Domestic Goddess

Anna Luther

Bethany Thies

Stacey Hatton

Johi Kokjohn-Wagner

Keesha Beckford

I Just Want to Pee Alone

From the popular, hysterical and award-winning blogger Jen of People I Want to Punch in the Throat.com comes her literary debut. This book is the next destined-to-be holiday classic! This is Jen's latest collection of humorous rants dissecting the “most wonderful time” of the year. She unleashes her biting wit and hilarious opinions on everything from cookie exchanges to annual humble brag Christmas letters from over achieving moms to horrifying Christmas' of her childhood. In this book you'll find such topics as: The White Trash Dollhouse Like a Neon Virgin in Guess Jeans and Swatch Watches A Very Special Christmas: Hoarders Style and, of course, the viral sensation: Over Achieving Elf on the Shelf Mommies

A Collection of Essays

Spending the Holidays with People I Want to Punch in the Throat

Abby Heugel

A. K. Turner

The second volume in the best-selling I Just Want to Pee Alone series! Don't get us wrong, we love the men in our lives -- we do (most of the time). It's just that sometimes we would like them to go away. Not forever or anything like that. Just for an hour ... or a day ... or a weekend. We want some time to ourselves to read a good book or take a walk or do anything other than try to make a dent in the never ending mound of dirty clothes that keeps piling up on his side of the bed. We just want to be alone. All alone. Is that too much to ask? I Just Want to Be Alone is a collection of humorous essays from 37 of the most Super Cool Lady Writers you'll find on the web. Including: People I Want to Punch in the Throat, Baby Sideburns, A.K. Turner, My Husband Ate All My Ice Cream, and Bad Parenting Moments.

I Just Want to Be Alone

Jen of People I Want to Punch in the Throat

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