Jenn Hype

Forget apps, websites and singles events - clearly the best way to meet a guy is to move in next door, accidentally assault him and then demand a job at his company.If that kind of charm doesn't totally knock him off his feet, the next step is to build an army. If possible, try to recruit those closest to the target, such as his mom, sisters and closest friends. Sure, it sounds extreme and maybe a little bit crazy, but I've always subscribed to the old adage "No one worth having comes willingly." Okay, I switched out some words there, but you get the point.Caution: Even the most foolproof plans can have hiccups along the way. I've taken the liberty of compiling a list of things you should watch out for: Crazy ex-boyfriends who pop up out of nowhere like an evil jack-in-the box; Women who think a strategic nip slip is effective at landing a boyfriend; Co-workers who think it's hilarious to prank you at work and then upload the videos to social media.Still have doubts? No worries. Let this professional show you how it's done.

Simply Crazy

Stupid Smart

Brooke Nothing about my life has been easy, but that hasn't stopped me from living it. So when someone sets out to steal that life from me, they better come heavily armed and with an army close behind, because nothing short of nuclear warfare is going to stop me from protecting what's mine. When my mom gets taken, I set out to find her and missing pieces of a puzzle I didn't even know existed start to fall into place. I might end up paying the price for someone else's sins, but there's no turning back now. I'm far too invested in this now - in finding my mom, in untangling the web of lies surrounding me, and more than anything else, I'm far too invested in the sexy, secretive and seriously annoying man helping me. Grant As an ex-SEAL that's seen and endured horrors the majority of civilians think only exist in Hollywood, I really thought there wasn't much that could surprise me anymore. Then Jack, my boss and closest thing I have to a dad, goes missing. He goes missing on the same day a pint-sized little spitfire that makes waterboarding sound relaxing compared to her relentless persistence shows up. She shows up someplace she doesn't belong and claims to be looking for her mom, who was abducted the same day Jack went missing. Her arrival starts looking less and less like a coincidence and more like karma looking to punish me for decades of sins I didn't even know I'd committed. She fights me at every turn. Challenges me in the worst ways. And turns me on like no woman has before. Not that I have any plans of hooking up with the nuisance who lives to make my life difficult. I'd have to be a giant dumbass to get into bed with her before knowing if she's friend or foe. Apparently I'm a giant dumbass.

Baited Truth

Playing Stacy

If you ask me, foolishness is like beauty - all about the eye of the beholder.For instance - I've been told the amount of caffeine I consume on a daily basis will eventually kill me, which makes no sense, because that caffeine is essential to living. Then I have doctors telling me that I need to get more sleep if I want to live a happy, healthy life. I can easily refute those claims, because my life is neither happy nor healthy if I don't utilize every possible second of each day to ensure my life's goals are met.Now I've got people claiming that hooking up with the sexy bodyguard I hired after someone tried to kill me in broad daylight is a mistake. And, okay, they might be right about that one. Even I can't argue that it's not healthy to sleep with someone you can barely stand to be around outside the bedroom.But you know what? Life is already short enough. If there's a chance I might die young, then I'm going to go out with a bang - preferably the kind that comes with an orgasm or twelve.

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