Joe McGee

Charles Santoso

Unlike the other zombies in Quirkville, Reginald would rather eat a peanut butter and jelly sandwich than brains, but getting his hands on one--and keeping the other zombies' hands off the girl who is carrying the sandwich--will not be easy.

A Zombie Culinary Tale

Peanut Butter & Brains

Quirkville is a quiet town where people and zombies live in peace until aliens arrive, seeking "Sploink" and blasting the town with cosmic grape jelly.

Peanut Butter & Aliens

After hearing the terrible news that Christmas may be cancelled, Reginald the zombie, Zarfon the alien, and Abigail Zink rush to the North Pole, only to find Santa and his elves stuck in drifts of marshmallow.

A Christmas Culinary Tale

Peanut Butter & Santa Claus

The Creature Campers are back for another adventure To pass their map and compass skills test, they must find their way to a hidden spot in the forest, where a picnic feast awaits Follow Norm the Bigfoot and his friends as they brave a swampy lake, a scheming creature collector, and a starry night surprise to get to their deliciously sweet reward--and learn the true meaning of teamwork and trust.

Surprise Under the Stars

Teo Skaffa

Haunted Mustache

The Junior Monster Scouts face off against a tricky sphinx in the hilarious sixth chapter book of the Junior Monster Scouts series! The Junior Monster Scouts are going to host an exchange scout, a mummy staying at Castle Dracula for the summer. But when their guest’s pet sphinx gets loose, it starts causing trouble by turning people who can’t answer its riddles to stone! Can the scouts and the mummy capture the sphinx, answer its riddles, and convince it to turn everyone back to normal?

Curse of the Crummy Mummy!

Get to know the Junior Monster Scouts in this first book in a brand-new chapter book series that’s perfect for fans of Desmond Cole Ghost Patrol and Hotel Transylvania! Wolfy, Franky, and Vampyra—the children of the classic monsters—are Junior Monster Scouts. And even though ‘monster’ is their middle name, these funny fiends just want to help anybody in need, earn their Junior Monster Scout merit badges, and make friends. But, their good deeds are always foiled by Baron Von Grump, a cranky schemer who doesn’t like noise, doesn’t like kids, and most of all doesn’t like the Junior Monster Scouts. Peter Piper’s kitten Shadow is lost deep in The Gloomy Forest, and the Scouts want to help their new friend. But today is also the Village Cheese Festival and all of the celebrating has Baron Von Grump at wits’ end. How can he play his violin in peace if the villagers are making such a racket? He hatches a cheesy plan that involves huge and hungry rats! Uh-oh! Can the Scouts save the cats, the rats, and the day?

The Monster Squad

A rainstorm gets out of hand and it’s up to the Junior Monster Scouts to save The Village from washing away in the hilarious third chapter book of the Junior Monster Scouts series! It’s a rainy day in The Village and rain means puddles. Lots of puddles to splash in and lots of rain to sing in. Singing and splashing is loud. And loud is something Baron Von Grump simply cannot stand. But Baron Von Grump has a plan. If he can get rid of the rain clouds, he’ll get rid of the rain and all the noise! But the Baron’s plan backfires and now it’s raining and pouring, with no end in sight! Meanwhile, Laguna, a little swampling is learning how to swim. Only she’s pretty scared of the water! Can Laguna and the Junior Monster Scouts learn how to overcome fears and save the town from overflowing?

It's Raining Bats and Frogs!

In this third installment in the spooky and silly series that’s perfect for fans of Goosebumps and Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark, a kid home alone faces off against a giant spider! Wolver Hollow is not a normal town. The adults are too busy shuffling off to work at the old coffin factory to notice or care, but the kids know all about monsters, ghosts, and strange lights in the sky. Strange things happen in Wolver Hollow. Creepy things. Adults are always telling kids that spiders are more afraid of them than they are of the spider. But what about when that spider is the size of a dog? And your parents are out? And you just saw it scuttle past the open doorway to the living room? You know it’s waiting to jump out and eat you. You have no choice…you have to find it before it finds you!

The Not-So-Itsy-Bitsy Spider

This book is for any couple who has tied the knot or who is tied up in knots.If I marry the right person, I'll live happily ever after...Far too many people are deceived by this common myth about marriage only to wake up to a different reality.Having a great marriage isn¿t about being lucky enough to and the right mate. You don¿t just happen to find a great marriage; you build one. A happy marriage is something you build on purpose, and building a strong, fulfilling relationship with your spouse is a lifelong process.Marriage is the most intimate relationship possible. It¿s two people choosing to be together for the rest of their lives. In order to build a marriage that will stand the test of time, you need the right tools ¿ skills most of us got married without. Fortunately, as the old saying goes, ¿It¿s never too late to learn!¿ The principles in this book will give you and your spouse the tools you need from God¿s Word to build a great marriage, and make a life together worth remembering.

You Don't Find a Great Marriage You Build One

Fifth-graders Parker and Lucas get more than they bargained for when they seek to debunk one of Wolver Hollow's greatest legends about a haunted mustache that, every year on the anniversary of its owner's death, seeks a lip to claim as its own.

The Haunted Mustache

In Book 3, the Creature Campers will have to work together to conquer their biggest challenge yet: the Camp Moonlight obstacle course . . . of DOOM! Norm, Oliver, Hazel, and Wisp will have to cross the monkey bars without landing in the ooey, gooey mud, crawl on their bellies through a tire tunnel, and climb a towering challenge known as The Wall--all while blindfolded! As the campers take turns leading, they learn that sometimes it's good to be small, and sometimes it's good to be tall, but it's always good to face a challenge with friends who cheer you on with every step, hop, stride, or wing flutter. And a little unexpected help when you need it most never hurts, either!

The Wall of Doom (Creature Campers Book 3)

The Creature Campers are back for another adventure! To pass their map and compass skills test, they must find their way to a hidden spot in the forest, where a picnic feast awaits! Follow Norm the Bigfoot and his friends as they brave a swampy lake, a scheming creature collector, and a starry night surprise to get to their deliciously sweet reward--and learn the true meaning of teamwork and trust.

Surprise Under the Stars (Creature Campers Book 2)

In this second installment in the spooky and silly series that’s perfect for fans of Goosebumps and Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark, a girl’s dinner comes back to haunt her! Wolver Hollow is not a normal town. The adults are too busy shuffling off to work at the old coffin factory to notice or care, but the kids know all about monsters, ghosts, and strange lights in the sky. Strange things happen in Wolver Hollow. Creepy things. Madeline Harper does not like lima beans and she’s not afraid to make that clear. But when she gets sent to bed for not eating her vegetables, she’ll find something far worse than her mother’s frustration. A lima bean scorned is a terrible thing and it will not stop until Madeline Harper eats her vegetables!

The Lurking Lima Bean

Joe McGee, minister, author, national conference speaker, father, and former school administrator, is the founder and director of Faith For Families and Joe McGee Ministries. Joe presents some of the most entertaining yet practical and insightful teaching on the family available today. Packing more into one sermon than anyone you've ever met, Joe's insights into relationships will open up scriptural secrets and common-sense applications which will powerfully change your marriage, your family, and your life. Joe mixes years of personal experience with principles of God's Word to bring pointed but humorous illustrations which will challenge you to become what God intended you to be. His laugh-and-learn approach removes every barrier and provides a refreshing point of view, a new hope for better families, and a deeper commitment to obey God s Word. A husband of over thirty years and father of six children, Joe has invested the past twenty-five years in training people from all walks of life in family, marriage, and parenting issues. Joe, his wife, Denise, and their family live in Tulsa, Oklahoma.

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