John H. Boose

Molly L. Boose

Do you want more enjoyment from your Happy Hours? Do you crave almost-true factoids? Do want to see folks getting all emotional? Can you match inventors to their inventions? Have you seen no evil, heard no evil, spoke no evil, and smelt no evil? Can you interpret secret old telegraphy codes? Do you want to help with the Air Freshener Revolution? Have you seen animal imitators humiliate: daffy ducks, zombie penguins, road kill (possums, skunks), frogs-in-a-blender, curious monkeys, feisty hippopotami, escaping giraffes, non-house-trained elephants, fresh-water unicorns, rabid flamingos, venomous house cats, mutant fish, clever bears, chicken nuggets, ferocious flounders, emboldened chickens, messy tigers? Are you familiar with less-than-popular international music videos? Who is out and about? What's going on in the Bermuda Triangle? Or the Bilgewater Triangle? Want to see Dada-based automatic pictures, poems, or cocktails? Do you know about truly odd occupations (Cracker Man. Chicken Deboner / Boner, Chore Boy, Cyclone Wrangler, Carcass Maker, Elk Winder , Dolly Gripper, Cob Stuffer, Comper Man, Bad Coffee Dumper, Color Promiser, Rock Smacker, Fussbudget , Clay Whacker, Air Biter , Chinchilla Defurring Machinist, Sewer Churner , Bat Hurler, Bad Work Girl, Backside Polisher, Antisqueak Filler, Back Peddler, Back Heel Girl, Camel Spit Collector, Buck Spender, Bacon Comber, Carrot Flicker, Bass Wrapper, Banana Spoofer, Up-Chuck Weigher/Inspector , Boil-Off Man, Abrasive Grader, Chief Blusher, Crow Pouncer, Pig Sticker, Whisker Washer, Balloon Sander)? Want to see what it's like in the hot seat? Can you find the dunce caps? Can you find the differences among trout-laden images? Do you want to learn rituals to banish evil spirits? Do you want more reasons to drink delicious cocktails? Want to see their effects? Do you want to train for America's top career choices? Do you want to learn car decoration, rodeo wrangling, cocktail inspection, fish bullying, tub-cat minding, warning sign testing, bridge looting, vegetable experimentation, exploring Uranus, dog worship, padded cell occupation, bug identification, or mania evaluation? If you like your books with a high picture-to-text ratio (if you know what we mean), then get this eclectic mixture of cocktails, photo mash-ups, silly facts, and emotion-laden drinking.In spite of angry mobs of relatives and literary agents, Mug and Mali devolved this new volume of unfit miscellany. Readers will find the miscellany startling and the cocktails addicting - and vice-versa. “Mug & Mali's Happy Hours” is oafish, yet moronic, over-shadowing such books as, “How to Best Your Cockroaches” and “Do Trousers Matter?” It's another piece of work that will keep you up nights reading and drinking. Enjoy!

John H. Boose

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