Kimberly Lemming

All I wanted to do was live my life in peace. Maybe get a cat, expand my spice farm. Really, anything that doesn't involve going on a quest where an orc might rip my face off. But they say the Goddess has favorites. If so, I'm clearly not one of them. After saving the demon Fallon in a wine-drunk stupor, all he wanted to do was kill an evil witch enslaving his people. I mean, I get it, don't get me wrong. But he's dragging me along for the ride, and I'm kind of peeved about it. On the bright side, he keeps burning off his shirt.

Mead Mishaps Book 1

That Time I Got Drunk and Saved a Demon

Anyone else ever thrown a drink at someone's head, only to miss entirely and hit a stranger behind them? Then have that stranger fall madly in love with you because it turned out that drink you threw was a love potion? No, just me? Well damn.?Dealing with a pirate ship full of demons that just moved into town was hard enough. Now on top of it, I have to convince a werewolf that I'm not his fated mate, he's just drugged. Easier said than done.?Though I have to say, having a gorgeous man show up and do all of your chores while telling you you're beautiful isn't the worst thing to happen to a girl.

Mead Mishaps Book 2

That Time I Got Drunk and Yeeted a Love Potion at a Werewolf

It's all fun and games until someone catches feelings
 
Fate sends me straight into the lion's den. Or rather, the fox's den. After my dad trespassed into a powerful fox demon's territory, our family is struck with a powerful curse. Now, to remove it, I'll have to appeal to the demon's better nature.
 
Easier said than done. That arrogant fox demon won't be swayed by an apology basket full of treats. He does, however, need a fake mate for a week-long Winter Festival.
 
Though I'd be a liar if I didn't admit that our doting lovers' act was becoming harder by the day. The more time I spent with Lucca, the more his irresistible charms get under my skin. Deep down, I know it's all a game. But my heart just can't seem to get the memo. When our week-long affair comes to a close, will I really be able to walk away?

Mistlefoe

Samhain was the biggest festival of the year. It was the time that the veil between our world and the otherworld thinned, meaning any manner of spirits could come through and wreak havoc. Not that I had anything to worry about with a dragon at my side. This year the festival would be the perfect excuse to snuggle up with my partner and enjoy Fall in full swing. Or at least it would have been, if I could find him.

This is a short story set in the Mead Mishaps series featuring Cinnamon and Fallon and is not a stand alone. It should be read after That Time I Got Drunk And Yeeted A Love Potion At A Werewolf.

Mead Mishaps #2.5

A Bump In Boohail

It's all fun and games until someone catches feelings Fate sends me straight into the lion's den. Or rather, the fox's den. After my dad trespassed into a powerful fox demon's territory, our family is struck with a powerful curse. Now, to remove it, I'll have to appeal to the demon's better nature. Easier said than done. That arrogant fox demon won't be swayed by an apology basket full of treats. He does, however, need a fake mate for a week-long Winter Festival. Though I'd be a liar if I didn't admit that our doting lovers' act was becoming harder by the day. The more time I spent with Lucca, the more his irresistible charms get under my skin. Deep down, I know it's all a game. But my heart just can't seem to get the memo. When our week-long affair comes to a close, will I really be able to walk away?

A Mead Realm Tale

'This book is pure, sexy, dirty joy' Goodreads reviewer on That Time I Got Drunk and Saved a Demon When I was a little girl, my Ma used to read me stories every night. Some were epic adventures with high stakes and exciting twists while others were of princesses trapped in towers guarded by fierce dragons. The pitiful princess would be stuck inside all day pining for her prince charming to come and rescue her. I always hated those stories. I couldn't imagine why the lazy thing didn't just get up and leave. Ironic since I was now stuck in that same situation. Turns out, when a dragon holds you hostage, he doesn't just let you get up and leave. Who knew? When I thought I saw hope on the horizon, that hope was smashed to bits by - you guessed it - another damn dragon. '[P]erfect entertainment for my stressed out brain, and I was definitely rooting for those two wacky kids to have their HEA' Smart Bitches, Trashy Books on That Time I Got Drunk and Saved a Demon

Mead Mishaps 3

That Time I Got Drunk And Saved A Human

That Time I Drugged a Dragon

Two Scoops Of Hellfire

Tossing a coin in a mysterious well seems like a harmless way to cope with being ditched on a mountain—until every impossibly hot man in town starts competing for one woman's attention in this steamy short story by USA Today bestselling author Kimberly Lemming. Lucy Sawyer's wish for true love lands her in an enchanted town where the men are supernatural, the chemistry is off the charts, and everyone wants to date her. But they say that things that seem too good to be true usually are, and soon Lucy may need to decide if she's willing to pay the cost of her happily ever after. Kimberly Lemming's My Boyfriends Are All Monsters is part of Scared Sexy, a deliciously dark collection of Halloween romance where things that go bump in the night might just steal your heart. These seductive stand-alone stories blend chills and heat in the perfect Halloween treat-each designed to be devoured in one sitting.

My Boyfriends Are All Monsters

When Cherry finds herself kidnapped by a dragon and saved by another (much handsomer) one, she realizes fate has a really funny sense of humor when it comes to her love life in this raucous, laugh-out-loud fantasy rom-com, perfect for fans of Legends & Lattes and The Dragon's Bride. When Cherry was a little girl, her Ma would read her stories every night. Some were epic adventures with high stakes and exciting twists but others were tales of pitiful princesses trapped in boring towers pining for their prince charmings to come and rescue them. She always hated those stories. Why didn't they get up and rescue themselves? But fate has a funny sense of irony when it comes to Cherry. Because now, here she is. Stuck. In a tower. Turns out, when a dragon holds you hostage, he doesn't just let you get up and leave. Who knew? And just when Cherry thinks she sees hope on the horizon, that hope is smashed to bits by—you guessed it—another damn dragon.

That Time I Got Drunk and Saved a Human

A hilarious and sexy romance about a woman who gets dropped on a strange planet only to fall for not one, but two, aliens, from the author of I Got Drunk and Yeeted a Love Potion at a Werewolf.

Dorothy Valentine is close to getting her PhD in wildlife biology when she’s attacked by a lion. On the bright side, she’s saved! On the not-so-bright side, it’s because they’re abducted by aliens. In her scramble to escape, Dory and the lion commandeer an escape pod and crash-land on an alien planet that has...dinosaurs?

Dory and her new lion bestie, Toto, are saved in the nick of time by a mysterious and sexy alien, Sol. On their new adventure, they team up with the equally hot, equally dangerous Lok, who may or may not be a war criminal. Whether it be trauma, fate, or intrigue, Dory can’t resist the attraction that’s developing in their trio....

As this ragtag group of misfits explore their new planet, Dory learns more about how and why they’ve all ended up together, battles more prehistoric creatures than she imagined (she imagined...zero), and questions if she even wants to go back home to Earth in this hilarious and steamy alien romance adventure comedy romp.

I Got Abducted by Aliens and Now I'm Trapped in a Rom-Com

It took about two weeks into the pandemic lockdown before I went stark raving mad. In a bold attempt at a new skill, I decided to give baking a try. However, I took to the new venture like a fish to astrophysics and ended up with a battle demon in my kitchen. Figures. Will Kain The Destroyer end my life, or end my everlasting boredom? It's an Erotica. Take a wild guess.

'I'm sorry? A fantasy romcom that is ACTUALLY funny and has a Black woman lead? And there's buckets of nachos? And a lesbian centaur? Give me a million books in the series, please.' Goodreads review All I wanted to do was live my life in peace. Maybe get a cat, expand my spice farm. Really anything that doesn't involve going on a quest where an orc might rip my face off. But they say the Goddess has favourites. If so, I'm clearly not one of them. After saving the demon Fallon in a wine-drunk stupor, all he wanted to do was kill an evil witch enslaving his people. I mean, I get it, don't get me wrong. But he's dragging me along for the ride, and I'm kind of peeved about it. On the bright side, he keeps burning off his shirt. 'This book is pure, sexy, dirty joy' Goodreads review

Mead Mishaps 1

Spice trader Cinnamon's quiet life is turned upside down when she ends up on a quest with a fiery demon in this irreverently quirky rom-com fantasy that is sweet, steamy, and funny as hell—perfect for fans of Legends & Lattes and The Dragon's Bride. All she wanted to do was live her life in peace—maybe get a cat, expand the family spice farm. Really, anything that didn't involve going on an adventure where an orc might rip her face off. But they say the Goddess has favorite, and if so, Cin is clearly not one of them... After saving the demon Fallon in a wine-drunk stupor, all Fallon wants to do is kill an evil witch enslaving his people. And, who can blame him? But he's dragging Cinnamon along for the ride. On the bright side, at least he keeps burning off his shirt.

That Time I Got Drunk And Saved A Demon

Die Romantic-Fantasy-Sensation – #TikTokmedemebuyit! Käsemacherin Brie ist Cinnamons beste Freundin – und sie hat einfach kein Glück. Weder in der Liebe noch in anderen Dingen. Ständig muss sie sich gegen die plumpen Anmachversuche von Farmer Jack wehren. Da verliert selbst die geduldigste Frau der Welt die Geduld. Dumm nur, dass sie Jack mit dem Getränk, das sie in der Bar nach ihm wirft, meilenweit verfehlt und stattdessen den blonden Fremden hinter ihm trifft. Und noch dümmer, dass es sich bei dem Getränk um einen Liebestrank handelt und dieser Fremde jetzt glaubt, Brie sei seine Gefährtin. Plötzlich hat Brie einen liebestollen Werwolf im Haus, der kocht, putzt und ihr jeden Wunsch von den Lippen abliest. Daran könnte sich Brie echt gewöhnen ...

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Der Tag, an dem ich mich betrank und einen Werwolf bezauberte

Die TikTok-Sensation endlich auf Deutsch! Alle fünfzehn Jahre wird die magische Barriere, die das Böse aus dem Reich Kinnamo fernhält, durchlässig. Die Göttin Myva erwählt dann Champions, strahlende Heldinnen und Helden, um die Monster zurückzuhalten und die Barriere zu erneuern. Gewürzhändlerin Cinnamon wurde auch diesmal nicht auserwählt, den Göttern sei Dank. Sie feiert in der Kneipe den Abschied der neuen Helden, und vielleicht hat sie dabei etwas zu tief ins Glas geschaut. Denn dass sie in dieser Nacht dem Dämon Fallon das Leben rettet, war ganz sicher nicht geplant. Der revanchiert sich, indem er Cin in seinen Rachefeldzug gegen eine böse Hexe mit hineinzieht. Dass Fallon regelmäßig in Flammen aufgeht und dabei sein Shirt verbrennt, macht es Cin nicht leichter, Nein zu sagen ...

Der Tag, an dem ich mich betrank und einen Dämon rettete

Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
vengeance was stirring, against a sister and a wayward spouse.
The shrimps were hidden under the floorboard with care, in the hopes that Krampus would not soon be there.
With branches and chains he punishes the deceitful and haughty, and Daphne has been terribly naughty.

Can Daphne girlboss her way out of her punishment, or will the dark shadow of Old St. Nick have his wicked way with her? Probably both.

Kimberly Lemming

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