Lance Carbuncle

Idjit Galoot has a problem. He escaped from his master's house for a brief romp around town, seeking out easy targets such as bitches in heat, fresh roadkill and unguarded garbage cans. When he returns to his house, the aged basset hound discovers that his master has packed up their belongings and moved to Florida without him. "Smashed, Squashed, Splattered, Chewed, Chunked and Spewed" is the story of Idjit Galoot's ne'er do well owner and his efforts to work his way back to the dog hat he loves. Along the way, Idjit's owner encounters Christian terrorists, swamp-dwelling taxidermists, carnies, a b-list poopie-groupie, bluesmen on the run from a trickster deity, and the Florida Skunk Ape.

Smashed, Squashed, Splattered, Chewed, Chunked, and Spewed

A netherworld portal fumigates an entire town, driving the villagers mad. They direct their rage at one outcast youth. With the town after him, Greg turns to his grandfather's occult paraphernalia, building an army of reanimated pigs, piss-monkeys, and raccoon bodyguards. It's all headed for a showdown between good and evil in small-town Ohio.

The Unmentionables

Two white-trash, trailer-park-dwelling, platonic life-partners go on a moronic and misdirected crime spree. Can their manly love for each other endure when one of them suffers a psychological slap that renders him a homicidal maniac?

Grundish and Askew

John the Revelator awakens in a cave with no memory of his prior life. He is guided along by a demented madman and a philosophical giant and sets out on a quest to fill in his blank slate and slough off the rot of his soul. Part dark comedy road trip, part spiritual quest, and part horror story, this is John's transformation from repugnant wretch to reluctant hero.

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