Jane Bedford

Larry Walker-Tonks

Martyn Green

Jen is married to Fred and has three children she doesn't really like; she works from inside a cupboard with a girl with orange hair and a rather rotund lady who clacks when she eats. Her mother has fallen in love with an Alan Carr look-alike and she has a mother in law who likes to move her furniture whenever she gets the chance. Jen likes to kid herself that she is thinner than Blanche but knows she will never be as attractive as Eileen. Jen, Eileen and Blanche spend a lot of time together. They have known each other for that long that they can be honest to the point of being rude without falling out. They have lots of laughs - usually at other peoples' expense. Blanche is addicted to cleaning. She got drunk and Jen and Eileen gave her a Brazilian wax. She likes to think she has smaller bingo-wings than Jen. Her husband has twins she knows nothing about. Eileen is gorgeous, works in a chemist and has a wonderful husband. She also has problems with her breasts and with her bowel movements. Her mother in law used her vibrator whilst caring for the school pet. Jen will share with you how she avoids sex with Fred and how she laughs when their cat has a pee in his shoes. She will tell you all about Betty and her "Sad Club" and how her lesbian boss asks her all sorts of weird and wonderful questions about her sex life. It has a fast pace, it's full of cheeky fun and sexual innuendos and there are tears shed throughout, some in laughter, some sadly not.

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