Madeleine Swann

No one knows where or what Tower Ltd Surprise Packages is or why it's sending gifts to complete strangers across The City. All they know is that each package is the best thing that's ever happened to them...or the worst. In one box is a packet of seeds that allows you to grow your perfect date. In another there's a cupcake that causes anyone who eats it to grow eyeballs all over their skin. There's also a parcel with a mousetrap that turns all your enemies tiny. Or you could receive your autobiography, which when signed, makes your every thought famous. Or maybe even a key to a secret door that leads to another dimension where all your unfinished and abandoned projects exist. But with each package received comes both fortune and misfortune that will surely result in unexpected consequences. Like a season of episodes from The Twilight Zone or Friday the 13th The Series, comes a collection of dark and humorous stories from the premier British female author of bizarro fiction.

Fortune Box

Taken Hard At The Magical Time Travel Sex Resort

Aisha's blood fizzed like an opened can. She was angry, but she also wanted to tell Sam that she too wanted to meet girls, that she in fact was a girl who would like to be met by Sam. The words stuck to her teeth as if saying them aloud meant too many things that she couldn't deal with, not yet. Behind all that, though, was the fear of losing her grandmother's things and therefore her grandmother. She couldn't do it. She had to keep going. Then the screaming began.

4 Rooms in a Semi-Detached House

Lillia Gardens is the largest erotic resort in several dimensions. It's home to colourful flora, weird creatures and time travelling visitors, all ready and willing to get filthy - like Wonderland or Oz but smuttier. Each story follows a woman from a different era who receives a mysterious card inviting them to the Gardens, including Sam, a modern Western woman in a failing relationship; Aysun, a member of a Sultan's harem and Itzel, a Mayan princess. Overseen by their mysterious guide Rex, a rainbow half-man half-bird, they experience all the strange and wonderful things the resort has to offer from vagina seats in the park to a sensory depriving tube.

Madeleine Swann

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