Dennis Prager

Adam Carolla

Mark Joseph

No Safe Spaces

Y2K. Der letzte Tag. Der Roman der Jahrtausendwende.

What if your innermost thoughts and devilish escapades were required writing assignments for your sixth-grade English class? For Andrew Offerman, it’s not a question of what if. His confessions are due every two weeks. Live every exciting moment of Andrew's sixth-grade year as he fends off a daily barrage of verbal assaults from his older sister, Sophia; grapples with his flatulent archenemy, Johnny Gaston; hustles his parental field generals, Frank and Bella; and toys with his next-door neighbor and principal, Mr. Fairchild. The Andrew Offerman Chronicles are a lighthearted, hilarious glimpse into the mind of an eleven-year-old boy who yearns to be an adult and is much smarter than he thinks. In Taming the Beast, Andrew and his best friend, Bo Jennings, have to figure out how to get themselves out of Sophia's crosshairs before she tells the world about their previous misdeeds. There’s just one problem. Once the beast sets her sights on you, she won't look away. Not even for a second.

Taming the Beast

The Andrew Offerman Chronicles, Vol. IV

Typhoon

What if your innermost thoughts and devilish escapades were required writing assignments for your sixth-grade English class? For Andrew Offerman, it’s not a question of what if. His confessions are due every two weeks. Live every exciting moment of Andrew's sixth-grade year as he fends off a daily barrage of verbal assaults from his older sister, Sophia; grapples with his flatulent archenemy, Johnny Gaston; hustles his parental field generals, Frank and Bella; and toys with his next-door neighbor and principal, Mr. Fairchild. The Andrew Offerman Chronicles are a lighthearted, hilarious glimpse into the mind of an eleven-year-old boy who yearns to be an adult and is much smarter than he thinks. In Breaking Cupid’s Arrow, Andrew and his best friend, Bo Jennings, must work quickly to keep Bo's mother from falling in love with Principal Fairchild. Sixth grade is hard enough. It will only get worse if Bo becomes the principal's son. Soon, though, the boys realize that Cupid is out to get everyone. No one is safe from that pesky, diaper-wearing, sharpshooter. Not even Andrew and Bo.

Breaking Cupid's Arrow

The Andrew Offerman Chronicles, Vol. II

YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO TO REMAIN SILENT Terrifying violence on college campuses across America. Students lashing out at any speaker brave enough to say something they disagree with. Precious snow flakes demanding “Safe Spaces” to protect them from any idea they haven’t heard from their liberal professors. In this book and the accompanying movie, Dennis Prager, Mark Joseph, and Adam Carolla expose the attack on free speech and free thought. It began in the universities, but—fair warning—it’s coming to your neighborhood and your workplace. “No Safe Spaces is a film every American should see. I could barely move when it was over. Powerful, emotional, and a call to action for anyone worried about the intellectual fascism happening in this country. A brave, timely, and important film.” —MEGYN KELLY, former FOX News anchor and host of Megyn Kelly Today “There is no free speech in America for free thinkers! You can have free speech in America but only if you say what everybody else agrees with. It’s not enough to ‘live and let live’ now. The psycho-elite believe ‘silence is violence’ and you must actively promote what THEY want no matter how vile or reprehensible it is to you. George Orwell lives! They should’ve called Orwell ‘Nostradamus’ because his most frightening prophecies have come to pass, as you will witness in No Safe Spaces!” —MANCOW MULLER, radio phenomenon “An excellent film, the best I’ve seen on the subject of free speech. I especially like Dennis’s line, ‘They have to believe we are evil; otherwise they’d have to debate us.’ Perfect!” —CAL THOMAS, America’s #1 syndicated columnist

What if your innermost thoughts and devilish escapades were required writing assignments for your sixth-grade English class? For Andrew Offerman, it’s not a question of what if. His confessions are due every two weeks. Live every exciting moment of Andrew's sixth-grade year as he fends off a daily barrage of verbal assaults from his older sister, Sophia; grapples with his flatulent archenemy, Johnny Gaston; hustles his parental field generals, Frank and Bella; and toys with his next-door neighbor and principal, Mr. Fairchild. The Andrew Offerman Chronicles are a lighthearted, hilarious glimpse into the mind of an eleven-year-old boy who yearns to be an adult and is much smarter than he thinks. In Melting the Iceman, Andrew comes out of his self-imposed retirement from pranking to get even with his archenemy, Johnny Gaston. Andrew and his best friend, Bo Jennings, concoct a few surprises that they hope will keep Johnny away from them for years to come. Will their strategy work? Or will they make their rivalry with their old foe worse?

Melting the Iceman

The Andrew Offerman Chronicles, Vol. III

On December 12th 2005 Hollywood woke up to discover that The Lion, The Witch & The Wardrobe had experienced the second largest December opening in film history. In a few short months it went on to become the largest-grossing film in history in the international marketplace. Thus began the opening shot in a 10-year saga that may see all seven books in the Narnia series on the big screen. But where did these films come from? How were they made? How did these become some of the biggest films in history? Why did it take so long to bring them to the big screen? How were they marketed? What is the message of the films? How did Disney, a studio targeted for boycott by the Religious Right, become the distributor? Who was C.S. Lewis and what did he believe? All of these questions and more will be answered in The Lion, The Professor & The Movies: Narnia's Journey To The Big Screen

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