Michael Logan

Forget the cud. They want blood. It began with a cow that just wouldn't die. It would become an epidemic that transformed Britain's livestock into sneezing, slavering, flesh-craving four-legged zombies

Apocalypse Cow

It began with a cow that just wouldn't die. Yep. That's right. They're still un-dead, and now the disease has spread to humans. The epidemic that transformed Britain's bovine population into a blood-thirsty, brain-grazing, zombie horde...err...zombie herd... is threatening to take over the globe in Michael Logan's World War Moo. And there's not much time left to stop it. All of Great Britain is infected and hungry. The rest of the world has a tough choice to make. Should they nuke the brits right off the map -- men, women, children, cows and all -- in the biggest genocide in history? Or should they risk global infection in a race against time to find a cure? With hungry zombies attempting to cross borders by plains, trains, boats, and any other form of transport available, it's only a matter of time before the virus gets out. And if it does, there's only one answer. This means war.

An Apocalypse Cow Novel

World War Moo

From the winner of the inaugural Terry Pratchett First Novel Prize comes a new satire. Shortlisted for the International Thriller Writers Best E-Book Original Novel 2015 Award.Celebrities are mobbing London's laser clinics as a deranged wannabe bumps off A-listers, believing he can absorb their powers and become famous by taping their tattoos to his body.Washed-up pop star Jackie Thunder isn't joining the stampede. Jackie figures that if he can get on the killer's hit list, without the inconvenience of actually being murdered, he'll gain the publicity needed to reignite his career.But there's more at stake than Jackie can possibly imagine. Guiding the killer is Murmur, a minor demon with his own agenda to make a name for himself, and Jackie becomes an unwitting pawn in a decades-old plot to destroy great music through murder, mayhem and manipulation.With humanity's collective soul at stake, how far will Jackie go to reach the top?PRAISE FOR WANNABES "Wannabes is a darkly comic take on the world of rock and roll and fame and demon bureaucrats. I tore through this book at a single sitting, laughing and reading bits aloud to anyone who would listen." Rebecca Cantrell, New York Times bestselling author of The Chemistry of Death "[In Wannabes] Logan ... blends the bitingly satirical with the delightfully nonsensical with ease, creating a wonderfully entertaining mix." The Eloquent Page "Wannabes is a wonderfully nasty, unexpectedly warm, funny, insightful, and clever satire that should feel like a fusion of John Niven's Kill Your Friends and Second Coming, except that Logan's Wannabes is much funnier, infinitely more skilfully-written and wholly more relatable than Niven's work." Team Indie Blog www.michaelloganbooks.com

Wannabes

A Mystery

Hell's Detective

David Shields

Jeff Ragsdale

Presents a collection of conversations, voicemails, and texts the author received after hanging a flyer in Lower Manhattan asking people to call him if they wanted to talk.

Jeff, One Lonely Guy

When scientists with warped imaginations accidentally unleash an experimental bioweapon that transforms Britain's animals into sneezing, bloodthirsty zombies with a penchant for pre-dinner sex with their victims, three misfits become the unlikely hope for salvation. Abattoir worker Terry Borders' love life is crippled by the stench of death that clings to his skin from his days spent slaughtering cows; teenage vegan Geldof 'Scabby' Peters alternates between scratching furiously at his rash and baiting his overbearing New Age mother; and inept journalist Lesley McBrien struggles forlornly in the shadow of her famous war correspondent father and the star journalist at the Glasgow Tribune. When Britain begins a rapid descent into chaos and ministers cynically attempt to blame al-Qaeda, Lesley stumbles upon proof that the government is behind the outbreak. During her bumbling quest to unveil the truth, she crosses paths with Terry and Geldof, and together they set out to escape a quarantined Britain with the evidence and vital data that could unlock a cure for the virus.

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