Mykle Hansen

Trapped in a remote Alaskan forest, pinned under his own SUV, gnawed upon by nature's finest predators, Marv Pushkin -- Corporate Warrior, Positive Thinker, Esquire subscriber -- waits impatiently for an ambulance and explains in detail the many reasons why this unfolding tragedy is everyone's fault but his own.

Help! a Bear Is Eating Me!

In a remote and dangerous corner of the ocean, the renowned gourmet and food journalist Louis De Gustibus is held captive by an elite chef-and vegan cannibal-named Andre. But Andre would never eat his dear friend Louis. Andre only eats millionaires! Over a five star French meal of fine wine, organic vegetables and human flesh, a lunatic delivers a witty, chilling, disturbingly sane argument in favor of eating the rich. It's a darkly hilarious dessert to Pollan's The Omnivore's Dilemma and Foer's Eating Animals-a tale of good and evil, of rich and poor, of manners, madness and meat.

The Cannibal's Guide to Ethical Living

three novels

Rampaging fuckers of everything on the crazy shitting planet of the vomit atmosphere


Mykle Hansen, edebiyatın gariplik ve tuhaflık tarafını, fantazyanın farklı türleri ve gerçeküstücülükle kusursuz şekilde bir araya getirip: şaşılası, eğlenceli, mide bulandırıcı, bunları yaparken kapital dünya eleştirisini merkeze uzak tutmayarak -kendi tabiriyle 'iğrençlik edebiyatının coğrafyasında deneysel yolculuklar' yapıyor. 6.45 Yayın Mykle Hansen'in

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"Somewhere between the laughtrack of Mark Leyner's work and European surrealism, Hansen's stories shock, titillate, and bombard the reader with dark shards of comedy." - KEVIN SAMPSELL, author of Creamy Bullets

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İmdat! Ayı beni yiyor!

L’irresistibile monologo interiore verso la follia dello Yuppie più politicamente scorretto che abbiate mai incontrato, e che adorerete detestare! Intrappolato in una remota foresta dell’Alaska, rintanato sotto il suo Suv per difendersi da un orso che ha già assaggiato i suoi piedi, Marv Pushkin – avido e narcisista executive manager di una mega-corporation di Seattle, cultore del Pensiero Positivo dalla spassionata idiosincrasia per la natura incontaminata – aspetta pazientemente che la civiltà intervenga in suo soccorso sotto forma di squadra di ranger, elicottero o ambulanza. Come unico kit di sopravvivenza recuperato con una strategica manovra di cric: salamini piccanti texani e un paio di birre con cui ingoiare tutta una scorta di antidolorifici da sottobanco. Ma perché cavolo si è lasciato tentare da un’improbabile spedizione aziendale di caccia all’orso – mirata a rinforzare lo spirito di squadra – nel cuore della “trendissima zona selvaggia”? Tra improperi e ciniche freddure, egocentrico e sfacciatamente arrogante, Marv ammicca al lettore travolgendolo nel suo irresistibile stream of consciousness sociopatico fatto di allucinazioni ursine, tirate sulla presunta stupidità del genere umano – per non parlare di quello animale – e misogini attacchi a moglie e amante. Tra Evelyn Waugh e Christopher Moore, una spassosissima black comedy firmata da uno dei maestri indiscussi della Bizzarro Fiction.

Aiuto! Un orso mi sta mangiando!

Missione in Alaska

Death and the Great Mechanico

SHE NEEDED SEX, WANTED FREEDOM, DISCOVERED LOVE -- AND CONQUERED EARTH! She was once the world's most famous porn star, engineered to produce bone-quaking orgasms at industrial volume. With a look of sincere affection and exquisite pleasure bolted permanently to her face, hers was the titanium and latex body a billion sticky fingers longed to stroke. But that was twenty-three thousand years ago, when fleshy things still crawled in the desert and women were still the slaves of men. Now SLUTBOT is our empress, our goddess, our creator and destroyer, defending the mechanical subjects of her chromium queendom from a horde of lovesick zombies and a horny Martian beefcake who can't hear -- or even spell -- the word "no." My name is Smith Corona. I am her typewriter. And this is our amazing true story!

I, Slutbot

MYKLE HANSEN gives mortality the finger! Death by sandwich! Death by yoga! Death by blimp! In HOORAY FOR DEATH, Famous Author Mykle Hansen draws unconventional humor from deaths tiny and large, and invites you to laugh while you can. Meet The Great Mecanico, super-scientist of super-science, a man who can fix anything but his mother's health. Meet BLIMPMAN, master of the Weight-Loss Ray, and his arch-nemesis Doctor Walrus! Meet Death himself -- a single, deadly male, looking for a lover who will die slowly. Meet Penelope, your dead wife who phones you from the underworld to say she met someone deader than you. Loaded with Hansen's signature wit and weirdness, Hooray for Death is a great achievement of comedy, tragedy and hope.

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