Gene Kemp

Nick Harris

Puffin Book of Ghosts and Ghouls

Dublin's Little Jerusalem

It's the classic gags that keep people laughing time after time, and Nick Harris has collected together a bumper batch of the best jokes that are guaranteed to have anyone rolling in the aisles. With jokes ranging from the classic subjects (man walks into a bar, an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman, marriage and divorce and more) to laugh-a-minute one-liners and the downright surreal, there is a wealth of hilarious subject matter to keep readers entertained. This is the perfect stocking filler for anyone that loves a good old laugh.

A compendium of the best jokes, gags and one-liners

A Dyslexic Walks Into a Bra

Steve Parrish

This is the remarkable story of Barry Sheene, the cheeky cockney boy who grew up to become a sporting legend. He won the British motorcycling 125cc championship aged just twenty and twice became World Champion in the 500cc class, despite two life-threatening crashes. In an era when sport and its personalities rarely made it off the back pages, Barry Sheene crossed the bridge between sport and celebrity in a style that only George Best had achieved previously. Barry is an intimate and revealing account told by three people who knew him better than most. Steve Parrish, fellow bike racer and now BBC commentator, Nick Harris, who wrote and broadcast on all Barry's major successes, and Barry's widow, Stephanie. Frank and fascinating, Barry is an exclusive look into the extraordinary life of a charming and complex man.

The Story of Motorcycling Legend, Barry Sheene

Barry

When you're feeling disappointed or just a little blue, there's nothing like good a laugh at some groan-worthy jokes to raise the spirits--and that's what you'll get with this whopping compendium. With all-time classic subjects such as bankers, the battle of the sexes, and Doctor, Doctor, as well as fun wordplay and one-liners, this bumper crop of mirth is guaranteed to turn that frown upside down!

A Compendium of the Best Jokes, Gags and One-Liners

All I Got for Christmas Was This Lousy Joke Book

Tae Hyun buys a mirror for his wife as a present. No one in his family has ever seen a mirror before. When the family members look in the mirror, they dona t recognize themselves. Will they figure out that they are looking at their own reflection?

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Christmas comes but once a year... and in the world of the grumpy bloke, that's once too often! But turn that frown upside down with the hundreds of jokes and one-liners in this book of festive fun. There's nothing like a good laugh to chase away the winter blues or cheer yourself up and, let's face it, some people need it more than others! Make sure the grumpy bloke in your life is well entertained (even when he really doesn't want to be) by the gags and jokes in this whopping compendium of Christmas funnies from a veritable master of the art, Nick Harris. From Christmas jumpers to sad-sack Santas and from broken tree lights to shocking Christmas dinners, there are jokes a plenty to raise a smile in even the grumpiest bloke... OK then, a snigger... the merest hint of an upturned lip...? Oh, come on, it's FUNNY!

Christmas Jokes for Grumpy Blokes

'The unmistakable voice of Moto GP' - Valentino Rossi As 'The Voice' of motorcycle racing for forty years, commentator Nick Harris became the biggest star not on two wheels in the paddock, and this is his mostly eye-witness, white-knuckle account of MotoGP's scorching seventy-year history. The story starts on the Isle of Man in 1949, when Geoff Duke, with his slicked-back hair and one-piece black leathers, became the nation's hero, defying the odds and winning the most dangerous race in the world on a British-built Norton. Just over a decade later at Mallory Park, another British champion and one of the greatest riders of all time Mike Hailwood screamed past a young Nick Harris on his 250cc Honda, and a life-long passion was born. Harris has been at the centre of the sport for decades, getting to know the riders as individuals, seeings feuds unfold, champions made, careers and sometimes lives ended. We'll see the biggest podium stars up close, from Barry Sheene and Kenny Roberts to Valentino Rossi, and we'll meet the mechanics behind them, the manufacturers who poured millions into the teams, and the organisers who, in the early days, ruthlessly compromised rider safety for profits. The drama has often been as tense off the track as on it. This is the book the motorcycling world has been waiting for.

Nick Harris

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