Oliver Markus Malloy

With candid honesty Oliver Markus explores the age-old question: "Can men and women ever really be just friends?" Women think so. But every man knows that it's impossible. Read this book and find out what really goes on in a man's mind. You will never look at opposite-sex friendships the same way again.

Honest Relationship Advice for Women

Why Men And Women Can't Be Friends

Going to New York

Bad Choices Make Good Stories

Dear Indie Author, Forget everything you think you know about writing and self-publishing. Chances are it's complete bullshit. Nowadays there are literally hundreds of thousands of people who dream of being a professional writer. And thanks to self-publishing and print-on-demand, there's nothing stopping you or anyone else from publishing whatever you want. Even if it's complete crap. The result? Every year, millions of shitty books get self-published. Books that should have never been published in the first place, because they are so bad, nobody wants to read them. While you're reading this little book, one of two things is likely gonna happen: Either you totally hate this book, because you feel what I'm saying is stepping on your toes and you may feel personally attacked. Or you wholeheartedly agree with this book, because you're one of the few good indie authors who actually have talent. But even if you hate every word I say, you probably should take the time to read this book anyway, because you'll learn a few very important things. I promise to keep it short. Oliver

Not another cookie-cutter contemporary romance

The Ugly Truth About Self-Publishing

How to Defeat the Trump Cult

Bad Choices Make Good Stories - Going to New York

An unprecedented wave of sex scandals is rocking Hollywood and Washington D.C. Never before have so many powerful men been accused of sexual misconduct all at the same time. What is going on?

Why Creeps Don't Know They're Creeps

A raw, uncensored and brutally honest glimpse into the crazy lives of drug addicts. Shocking, heart-breaking and mesmerizing. Once you start reading, you won't be able to stop. Oliver moves from New York to Florida. Battling with depression, he gets sucked into the seedy underworld of Fort Myers, where he encounters a number of female drug addicts. He empathizes with them because of his own traumatic past. Oliver feels compelled to try to help them escape the addict lifestyle, but he soon finds out that he is in way over his head.

The Heroin Scene in Fort Myers

Today there are thousands upon thousands of self-published authors. Most of them are invisible. Nobody knows about them or their books. The sad truth is that writing a book is the easy part. Getting it out there, getting it seen, that's the hard part. A lot of people waste their time posting links in Facebook groups. Forget Facebook groups! There's a better way to promote your book.

Forget Facebook groups! There's a better way to promote your self-published book for free.

How to Promote Your Self-Published Kindle Books for Free

A brief commentary on the recent high profile sex scandals in Hollywood and Washington D.C.

Why Creeps Don't Know They're Creeps: What Game of Thrones can teach us about relationships and Hollywood scandals

The strange true story of the first influencer Oliver, a hacker living in Germany, meets Donna online. She's an American girl living in New York. After chatting and talking on the phone for months, he finally decides to surprise her with a visit. But he soon finds out that things are not what they appeared to be, and that this visit will change his life forever. “Nobody has ever killed themselves over a broken arm. But every day, thousands of people kill themselves because of a broken heart. Why? Because emotional pain hurts much worse than physical pain.” -Oliver Markus Malloy, Bad Choices Make Good Stories “Don't ever think you're better than a drug addict, because your brain works the same as theirs. You have the same circuits. And drugs would affect your brain in the same way it affects theirs. The same thought process that makes them screw up over and over again would make you screw up over and over as well, if you were in their shoes. You probably already are doing it, just not with heroin or crack, but with food or cigarettes, or something else you shouldn't be doing.” -Oliver Markus Malloy, Bad Choices Make Good Stories "A must read. One of those rare books that sucks you in from the first to the last page." ★★★★★ - Amazon Review (Alternate cover edition)

The Strange True Story of the First Influencer

Oliver, a teenage hacker living in Germany, meets Donna online. She's an American girl living in New York. After chatting and talking on the phone for months, he finally decides to surprise her with a visit. But he soon finds out that things are not what they appeared to be, and that this visit will change his life forever.

Comics for introverts, atheists, humanists, lefties, liberals, pro-choicers, feminists, gay rights activists, gun control advocates, freethinkers, intellectuals, science lovers, smart cookies, bookworms, nerds, gamers, comic book geeks and other awesome people.

Comics, Deep Thoughts and Quotable Quotes

Inside The Mind of an Introvert

Special Anniversary Omnibus: Get all three books for the price of one! --- Part 1: Going to New York --- A true crime romance that's even more twisted than Tiger King. In this darkly funny coming-of-age novel based on true events, Oliver, a hacker living in Germany, meets Donna online. She's an American girl living in New York. After chatting and talking on the phone for months, he finally decides to surprise her with a visit. But he soon finds out that things are not what they appeared to be, and that this visit will change his life forever. --- Part 2: The Heroin Scene in Fort Myers --- A shocking glimpse into the crazy lives of drug addicted prostitutes. You'll never look at heroin addicts the same way again. Oliver moves from New York to Florida. Battling with depression, he gets sucked into the seedy underworld of Fort Myers, where he encounters a number of female drug addicts. He empathizes with them because of his own traumatic past. Oliver feels compelled to try to help them escape the addict lifestyle, but learns the hard way that he is in way over his head. --- Part 3: Finding Happiness in Los Angeles --- If you're a fan of John Oliver, Bill Maher, Stephen Colbert, Trevor Noah or Seth Meyers, you'll love this book. After writing a book about his bizarre adventures in America's underbelly, Oliver finally finds love among his readers on Goodreads.

Bad Choices Make Good Stories (Omnibus)

Comics about deep thoughts for deep thinkers. It’s not gonna surprise you, my fellow introverts, that we introverts don’t just think about being introverts all day. No! We have deep thoughts about all kinds of stuff! That’s what we introverts do best: thinking deep thoughts! About stuff! Lots of other stuff, besides being introverts! What I’m saying is, I spend a lot of time just thinking about random stuff. And then I put that stuff in my books and cartoons.

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