Sandy Silverthorne

All the Puns, Quips, and Wisecracks You Need to Torment Your Kids

Best Worst Dad Jokes

John Warner

Sharpen Your Sleuthing Skills with These Super Brain-Strainers Mystery: A burglar robs many homes throughout the day. At the last house, he breaks in through the back door. This house has more valuables than any of the other houses, and nothing is there to stop him from taking them, but he doesn't take anything. How come? Put on your detective hat and prepare to solve the best mindbenders from the popular puzzle book series One-Minute Mysteries. This collection of crazy conundrums will keep you guessing until the final page and provide hours of entertainment for detectives of all ages. Are you up for the challenge? Let's find out. Solution: The burglar broke into his own house because he'd accidentally locked himself out.

The Very Best One-Minute Mysteries and Brain Teasers

101 Things You Want to Know

Kids' Big Questions for God

What do you get when you take tons of hilarious one-liners, riddles, knock-knock jokes, and tongue twisters, then add dozens of hilarious illustrations? Sandy Silverthorne's latest joke book! This crazy-fun, fully illustrated book is filled with the best clean humor around. Jokes like What do you call a flock of sheep rolling down a hill? A lamb-slide! Knock, knock Who's there? Ammonia. Ammonia who? Ammonia little kid. How should I know? I'm terrified of elevators so I'm taking steps to avoid them. Get ready for hours of fun making your friends laugh, making your family laugh, but mostly making yourself laugh! Ideal for kids ages 6-12.

Jokes for Kids

Made You Laugh!

When a man becomes a dad, he takes on certain responsibilities: providing for his family, raising up his children to be good citizens--and telling the absolute worst jokes he can come up with. But dad jokes don't always come naturally, which is why Sandy Silverthorne created The Best Worst Dad Jokes. Filled with more than 500 groan worthy jokes to torment your kids, this collection makes it possible for dads to fill any moment of dead air with a joke that will have everyone within hearing distance rolling their eyes and edging away to avoid association with you. Jokes like . . . I don't have a dad bod; I have a father figure. I saw a sign that said Watch for Children. That sounded like a good trade to me. and of course . . . When does a joke become a dad joke? When it's fully groan. And hey, it's only downhill from there.

The Best Worst Dad Jokes

I keep telling people about the benefits of eating dried grapes. It's all about raisin awareness. Where do young chickens go on vacation? Chick-ago! Knock, knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who? Okay, W-H-O. Packed full of one-liners, riddles, knock-knock jokes, and hilarious cartoons, Now That's Funny is the latest illustrated collection from jokester Sandy Silverthorne. Get ready for hours of making your friends, your family, and most of all yourself laugh with good, clean humor for kids of all ages!

451 Side-Splitting Jokes for Kids

Now That's Funny

Help Your Child Do Great in Grades Six Through Eight Do you remember those awkward years between ages 11 and 14? Sandy Silverthorne does, and he wants to equip your child with practical advice on how to manage middle school. This thorough (and thoroughly humorous) guide contains helpful hints on how to get over middle school phobia, what to expect on the first day, why following the rules is important, and much more. There are also a variety of lists and questionnaires to help kids determine where they fit in, what classes they would be interested in taking, and what extracurricular activities they might like to try. All along the way, Sandy will share wisdom from God’s Word, including the gospel message. With this book and God’s help, your child can not only survive, but thrive, during the middle school years!

Follow God, Try New Things, and Don't Freak Out

Important Things Every Kid Should Know to Survive Middle School

Mind-Boggling One-Minute Mysteries and Brain Teasers

Offers advice to Christian children about emergencies, doing chores and homework after school, and how to avoid boredom.

How to Avoid Being Grounded for Life

Surviving When You're Home Alone

Loaded with fun, offbeat trivia and Sandy Silverthorne's hilarious cartoons, this book will make you smarter and much more fun to be around. Who wouldn't want to hear which two first-world countries haven't signed a treaty to end WWII or where the phrase "a blue moon" came from?

Amazing Tips to Make You Smarter

Provides details about people, places, events, and things mentioned in the Bible, and compares them with their modern equivalents, noting that Noah's ark was about half the size of an aircraft carrier, and Goliath taller than anyone in the NBA

The Awesome Book of Bible Facts

Which Two Facts Are True? It's Up to You! Looking for something to get your family unplugged from their devices and engaged in some lively discussion? Indulge their love of trivia and fun facts with this unique game book of fact versus fiction. Spend hours straining your brain as you determine which of three statements is nothing but a tall tale: You can polish copper with ketchup.The man who invented the bulletproof vest never shot a gun.A group of owls is called a parliament. Only two of these statements are true. It's up to you and your family and friends to figure out which ones. Read all three out loud and then use your collective smarts to figure out which one is false. And don't trust the hilarious cartoons—some of them just might lead you astray! Warning—you might discover that truth really is stranger than fiction. The bulletproof vest was actually invented by a woman. Gotcha!

A True or False Trivia Challenge for the Whole Family

Two Truths and a Tall Tale

This thorough (and thoroughly humorous) guide will equip your child with practical advice on how to manage middle school. Kids will learn what to expect on their first day, where they fit in, how to get over middle school phobia, and much more!

Follow God, Try New Things, and Don’t Freak Out

Presents one hundred mysteries and brain teasers which readers can attempt to solve with the provided clues.

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