John Martin

Scott Seegert

Presented by James Patterson's new children's imprint, this gleefully illustrated space adventure is a laugh on every page. That's a lot of laughs! Kelvin Klosmo isn't just the new kid at school - he's the new kid in the galaxy! Welcome to Sci-Fi Junior High: an inter-galactic space station with students of all shapes, sizes, smells, and... slime content. As the son of Earth's two most famous geniuses, Kelvin isn't just the smartest kid in the world....he's the smartest kid in the UNIVERSE. At least, that's what everybody at Sci-Fi Junior High thinks. So, maybe Kelvin lied a little about being a genius to fit in. And maybe a mad scientist is about to take over the universe unless Kelvin can stop him. Maybe everyone is doomed. Well, at least Kelvin won't have to worry about math homework anymore. Sci-Fi Junior High is an out-of-this-world story about friendship, accepting our differences, and the fight against evil... bunnies. Yes, evil bunnies - don't ask.

Sci-Fi Junior High

Vordak T. Incomprehensible

How to Grow up and Rule the World

Middle school in space! An alien dog! A mad scientist! Hundreds of illustrations! Sci-Fi Junior High is galactically good! James Patterson presents a hilarious space adventure featuring an average human kid getting into a universe of trouble. Kelvin is the new kid at Sci-Fi Junior High--a floating space station filled with alien kids form across the universe. And he arrived just in time for the annual school dance: The Galactic Get Down! Kelvin is desperate to take luminous Luna (her species literally glows), but now that his secret about not being a Mega Supergenius is out, Kelvin doesn't have a shot. He has to think of a way to become super cool so everyone forgets he lied about his average intelligence... Cue mad scientist Erik Failenheimer's escape from his asteroid prison, an army of Pinions (any similarities to the MinionsTM is purely coincidental), and a battle to save Sci-Fi Junior High from imminent doom. Let's dance! "Saving the universe has never been so much fun!" -- Gordon Korman, #1 New York Times bestselling author of 39 Clues and Masterminds on Sci-Fi Junior High.

Sci-Fi Junior High: Crash Landing

Middle school in space! An alien dog! A mad scientist! Hundreds of illustrations! Sci-Fi Junior High is galactically good! James Patterson presents a hilarious space adventure featuring an average human kid getting into a universe of trouble. Kelvin is the new kid at Sci-Fi Junior High -- a floating space station filled with alien kids form across the universe. And he arrived just in time for the annual school dance: The Galactic Get Down! Kelvin is desperate to take luminous Luna (her species literally glows), but now that his secret about not being a Mega Supergenius is out, Kelvin doesn't have a shot. He has to think of a way to become super cool so everyone forgets he lied about his average intelligence . . . cue mad scientist Erik Failenheimer's escape from his asteroid prison, an army of Pinions (any similarities to the MinionsTM is purely coincidental), and a battle to save Sci-Fi Junior High from imminent doom. Let's dance! "Saving the universe has never been so much fun!" -- Gordon Korman, #1 New York Times bestselling author of 39 Clues and Masterminds on Sci-Fi Junior High.

It's time for Sci-Fi Junior High's annual dance: The Galactic Get Down! Kelvin is desperate to take luminous Luna (her species literally glows), so he has to think of a way to become super cool... Cue mad scientist Erik Failenheimer's escape from his asteroid prison and a battle to save Sci-Fi Junior High from imminent doom.

Sci-Fi Junior High 2: Crash Landing

A top supervillain offers rules and advice to readers on how to develop an evil plan to rule the school.

Rule the School

És alguém que gosta de "fazer o que está certo"? Gostas de "partilhar", "ser atencioso" e "tratar outras pessoas como gostavas que te tratassem"? Se sim, então és um MARIQUINHAS PATÉTICO e uma perfeita perda de tempo. Pousa este livro imediatamente! Mas se a tua pequena mente medíocre sonha com um futuro melhor, superior e DIABÓLICO, então eu, VORDAK, O INCOMPREENSÍVEL, ensinar-te-ei tudo o que precisas de saber sobre Supervilania. Desde escolheres um nome de suprema maldade, a moldar uma ameaçadora multidão de subordinados, o meu magnífico manual tornará o domínio da Terra tão simples que mesmo um pequeno zé-ninguém chorão como tu pode um dia crescer e governar o mundo! Muahahaha!!!

Vordak, O Incompreensível Como Crescer e Governar o Mundo

A laugh out loud comedy book proving that every superhero needs a supervillain. It’s Kick-Ass meets The Incredibles. Ever wondered what it takes to be a real supervillain? Vordak the Incomprehensible has one aim in life – to rule the world. He’s big, he’s bad and he’s brash. Writing his first published title, Vordak shows us how to grow into a villain of epic proportions. Whether it is planning strategies to take over the government, finding a new secret lair or choosing a suitably evil costume, Vordak will be there with plenty of hints and tips. In Scott Seegert’s off the wall book for children, there’s enough fun to fill a secret, hollowed out volcano lair. Vordak the Incomprehensible is an arch villain with strong views on superheroes and society, and has an overwhelming urge to gain world domination. It’s a biography like on other.

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