Stephen Arnott

Mike Haskins

Be the life of the party with this ridiculous and definitely-not-for-kids joke book. Includes knock-knock-jokes, one-liners, puns, and more hilarious jokes. Do you want to be the person who keeps friends, family, and coworkers laughing with a new joke every day? Packed full of thousands of jokes and alphabetically organized into hundreds of topics from accountants to zebras, this book offers you a massive collection of over-the-top jokes that will have everyone laughing out loud. Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring? He finally decided to stick it out for one more year! A dog with three legs walks into a Wild West bar and says, “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw.” The police have reported the theft of a shipment of filing cabinets, document folders and labeling machines—it’s believed to have been the work of organized crime

Over 5,000 of the Most Hilarious Jokes, Funniest Insults and Gut-Busting One-Liners

Man Walks Into a Bar

Man Walks Into A Bar is a one-stop shop for anyone who likes to hear and tell jokes. The jokes are ordered thematically - wives, husbands, doctors, lawyers, the French, the Germans, jokes about nuns, jokes about monkeys, the lot. There are also regular panels which group jokes by type too - Essex girls, changing a lightbulb etc. Our material will turn you into the toast of your local pub or make you loathed in your own home - remember, it is all in the telling. From the sublimely erudite to stuff Frank Carson would turn down (the book has a 'world's worst jokes' section), this book can service you with every joke you'll ever need. What do you call an eskimo chav? Innuinnit What did the zen student say at the hamburger stand? Make me one with everything What's Irish and lives in the garden? Paddy O'Furniture

The Ultimate Collection of Jokes and One-Liners

Man Walks Into A Bar

Joke Book

Laugh, Cackle & Howl

Crazy comedy is at its best in this collection of witty one-liners and rib-tickling punch lines. Many are original puns that’ll have readers laughing their socks off, along with absurd shaggy dog tales and comic quotes. If, as they say, laughter is the best medicine, the hysterically funny jokes in this book will ensure maximum health—no need to ever take a sick day again—unless, of course, your sides have split or you’ve ended up in stitches!

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