Tracy Bloom

No-One Ever Has Sex on a Tuesday

Get ready to enjoy your first holiday abroad with small children. Highlights include: being woken at 5 every morning and working a gruelling day in 30-degree heat chasing kids around the pool with a bottle of sunscreen. Added features: screaming during mealtimes and toddlers moaning about sand. Absolutely no sex guaranteed or your money back! Katy and Ben and their four closest friends are going to Spain for a week with their kids. Sun, sex and sangria? Almost certainly not. The couples think they are prepared for all the joys and trials a family holiday has to offer but they have a shock coming, and not only from the kids. Into their first day by the pool crashes Ollie, who has just been dumped by his girlfriend, and Cassie, on her hen party holiday but having serious doubts about her impending marriage. A recipe for a relaxing week abroad? Let's wait and see... From the no. 1 bestselling author of No-one Ever Has Sex on a Tuesday, this is the perfect book to read on the beach - either with or without small children. Perfect for fans of Nick Spalding, Marian Keyes and Gill Sims. Readers love No-one Ever Has Sex on Holiday! 'One of the funniest books I've read this year... I found myself laughing out loud... A fantasticholiday read.' Goodreads Reviewer, 5 stars 'A laugh-out-loud romp that had me in literal stitches from start to finish.' Goodreads Reviewer 'Five stars are really not enough for this fantastic book but in the absence of anything more I would just like to say to people reading this review "Read it, you won't regret it."' Goodreads Reviewer, 5 stars 'A perfect holiday read.' Goodreads Reviewer 'Totally enjoyable, perfect for the beach!... Loved it, made me laugh from start to finish.' Goodreads Reviewer, 5 stars 'Laugh-out-loud funny... If you are a parent this book will speak to you.' Goodreads Reviewer 'Completely fabulous, utterly funny and I think something parents everywhere will really be able to relate to... Utterly hilarious, completely compelling.' Rachel's Random Reads, 5 stars

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Een jonge vrouw met een adviesrubriek bij een krant begint vrouwen te helpen voor zichzelf op te komen en start een ludieke missie om wraak te nemen op haar ex-partners.

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‘Laugh-out-loud funny, emotional and festive… This is THE Christmas read of the year without a doubt. Absolutely loved it from beginning to end.’ Mum Reinvented A dream family Christmas or a total nightmare? Katy and Ben are about to find out... Katy’s been stuck in the office away from her family so she wants it all: snow (fake or real), the Michael Bublé Christmas album, whatever it takes. There’s only one thing missing as far as her husband Ben is concerned: another baby to complete their family. But Katy isn’t so sure she's ready yet… Ben may be playing the role of Master Elf in the pre-school nativity but he is struggling to master his own family life. With romantically-challenged friends, an ex who refuses to go away and Katy's mum's 64-year-old toy boy thrown into the mix, Christmas looks like it could be going off the rails… Never mind family planning, can Katy and Ben even plan to make it to the end of Christmas Day? From the no. 1 bestselling author of No-one Ever Has Sex on a Tuesday, this book will make you cry with laughter, and then book your flights abroad for the festive season. Perfect for fans of Marian Keyes, Sophie Kinsella and Milly Johnson. What readers are saying about No-one Ever Has Sex on Christmas Day: 'I absolutely loved it, I laughed my head off at so many parts it is soooo hilarious!' Jessica's Book Biz 'Laugh-out-loud moments throughout... worth the read just for the giggles.' Carrie's Book Reviews ‘Hilarious, I constantly laughed out loud… Great fun and highly recommended.’ Goodreads reviewer 'If you are looking for a light-hearted Christmas read with some laughs and a lot of fun, then this is definitely a book well worth reading!!' Stardust Book Reviews 'A great book full of lots of hilarious moments and tons of good old Christmas cringy events.' Goodreads reviewer ‘An enjoyable and fun read. It brings to life the stresses of family and life at the festive time of the year. The perfect read in the run up to Christmas.’ By the Letter Book Reviews 'A fun, crazy holiday read.' Guilty Pleasures Book Reviews 'I loved it!' Goodreads reviewer 'There are so many laugh-out-loud moments right the way throughout the book that keep you hooked and make the book so easy to read.' Jessica's Book Biz ‘I've had a goofy grin on my face for the whole of this book. I challenge you to not find something to smile or laugh about in almost every single chapter, it is just that funny and feel-good… I just can't explain how much I loved this book - so instead I’ll just suggest you read it for yourself!" Rachel’s Random Reads, 5 stars ‘Had me laughing out loud and gave me proper tears of laughter, definitely a book I’m recommending – 5 stars from me!!’ Donna’s Book Blog, 5 stars ‘This really was a hysterical read, I doubt anyone could read it and NOT find it funny!’ Novel Gossip ‘Full of laugh every minute pure joy, a perfect read for getting into the spirit of festive family fun.’ Books from Dusk till Dawn, 5 stars ‘I raced through this story, not wanting it to end…a hilarious and fast-paced read and I found myself laughing my head off so often!’ On My Bookshelf, 5 stars ‘This book was soooooo funny!... I was literally laughing out loud so much while reading.’ Steph and Chris’ Book Reviews, 5 stars ‘Tracy Bloom writes with so much spirit and she knows how to make you laugh… No-one Ever Has Sex on Christmas Day is a fun, light-hearted read that's perfect for the holidays.’ Carlene Inspired ‘Had me in stitches… I felt so Christmassy after reading this book… now being added to my list of favourite authors!’ Goodreads reviewer

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The brilliantly funny, and moving new novel from the Number 1 best-selling author of No-One Ever Has Sex on a Tuesday. Get your tango shoes on and come and join the fun! Couples who dance together stay together Laura loves it when Tom takes her for a late night tango around the kitchen after their friends have gone home and they're avoiding the washing up. She can't dance but who cares when no one is watching? All that changes when Tom arrives on the doorstep with Carly, a professional dancer, and announces he's offered her the spare room to rent while she performs in a show that Tom is directing. An outraged Laura doesn't feel like dancing with Tom anymore but Carly does. It only takes two to tango, and given Tom's history who knows where it could end? Will Laura be the one left watching from the sidelines whilst Carly waltzes off with her husband's heart? Couples who dance together stay together - or do they?

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From the Number One Best-selling author of No-One Ever Has Sex on a Tuesday - a brand new novel by Tracy Bloom Praise for No-One Ever Has Sex on a Tuesday: "This hilarious book will sweep you up in its sheer brilliance" Marie Claire "Does the rest of the story live up to the racy title? Yes!" New! Magazine "A deft and witty comedy of manners" Sunday Mirror Ben and Katy haven't had sex since Ben found out about her one-night stand with her childhood sweetheart, Matthew. Not only that, but the arrival of a new-born baby has blown their relationship apart like a hand grenade. Drastic measures are required, so they swap roles hoping that everyone will be happier... Only it's not as easy as they thought. When a desperate Ben starts secretly accepting help to solve his childcare disasters - from Matthew's wife - it could mean the end of everything. Can their relationship survive the lies and suspicions and will they ever have sex again?

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‘Feisty and fabulous. Love it. Love Tracy Bloom!’ Milly Johnson ‘Pure Joy!’ Katie Fforde ‘Love this – just the pick me up I needed!’ Jo Thomas 'Guaranteed to put a smile on your face.' Debbie Johnson ‘It's laugh out loud!’ Adele Parks

«Dolce e divertente. Questo libro sa essere ironico e d’ispirazione in egual misura.» The Daily Mail Bestseller negli Stati Uniti Suzie Miller cura la rubrica della posta del cuore per una rivista di successo. Ogni giorno dà consigli a decine di lettori che chiedono il suo aiuto per risolvere i problemi amorosi. Ma quando viene mollata nel modo peggiore possibile – che razza di uomo lascia una donna con un sms dopo esserci andato a letto? – decide che è arrivato il momento di fare qualcosa. Suzie vuole vendicarsi per tutte le volte in cui le hanno spezzato il cuore, mettendola da parte, e ha intenzione di dimostrare che è perfettamente in grado di rendere pan per focaccia. I suoi metodi sono imprevedibili, ma l’umiliazione è garantita... ed è su larga scala. Determinata a portare avanti il piano, comincia a suggerire anche a chi scrive alla sua posta del cuore modi stravaganti per reagire. E le lettere si moltiplicano: tutti vogliono i consigli della Cara Suzie. Al culmine del successo, felicemente single, ha raggiunto il suo obiettivo. O così le sembra, almeno finché un uomo le fa mettere di nuovo tutto in discussione... La vendetta può curare davvero un cuore infranto? «Ho pianto dalle risate! Impossibile non immedesimarsi subito nella protagonista, è un libro che si divora.» «Sicuramente tutti quelli che sono stati lasciati proveranno un certo gusto nel leggere La vendetta delle single. L’autrice è geniale, uno spasso assicurato!» Tracy BloomHa cominciato a scrivere quando ha lasciato l’Inghilterra per trasferirsi con suo marito in America. Pur di non dedicarsi alle faccende domestiche, ha scoperto la sua propensione per le commedie romantiche con uno spiccato humour inglese. Dopo il successo inaspettato del suo esordio che ha scalato le classifiche britanniche, ha deciso di dedicarsi anima e corpo alla scrittura. La vendetta delle single è il suo primo libro pubblicato con la Newton Compton.

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