Goodbye to You

A Radical Decision My darling girls: I can't believe our time is coming to an end. We've been together for such a short time, but wow, fun times. You've caused me grief as well, but mostly it's been an unbelievable ride. Especially our time in Key West. But the potential harm you could cause makes this radical step necessary. So I say: "Goodbye to you, boobs." A preventative double mastectomy is taking you away soon, and I'd had no doubt this was the right thing to do until I met him. His name is Shay Kelly. He likes me, but you? He can't keep his hands off of you. An Unexpected Love It was a summer fling. Or was supposed to be, but as ass-kicking fate would have it, he's going to med school at my college. I ran into him at the hospital, and agreed to one date, which turned into so much more. Shay is perfect. Gorgeous, smart, and ambitious. He doesn't know you'll be leaving soon. The one thing he despises is being lied to, the way people lied to him for years about a family tragedy. Now I'm lying by colossal omission. So I need to figure out a way to tell Shay about the surgery...and find the strength to watch him walk away. I'll miss him, and I'll miss you, too. But I must say goodbye. Adiós. Au revoir. Ta-ta forever, ta-tas. The joke isn't so funny now that I have even more to lose.