Wingmen are a Girl's Best Friend

I. Don't. Date. Hockey. Players. Full Stop. No Exceptions. I grew up in this town and I know exactly what these Laketown hockey players are all about: Puck Bunnies, parties, and hockey. They live, breathe, and die for the game. Girlfriends are an afterthought. How do I know all this? My best friend is the Laketown Otters' Star Wingman. Or, at least he was my best friend, until he abandoned me when I needed him the most. Rumor has it he wants to be back in my life, but this time, that jerk wants more than friendship...