Confessions of a Virgin Sacrifice

Sound the alarm! Saddle the horses! Wake up the Village Elders! The Sacrificial Virgin has escaped! Jezebelle's cousin Diz is slated for a sacrificial swan dive into the local volcano. Not if Jez can help it! But, things go horribly wrong, and now the gals are on the run, with the furious Village Elders in hot pursuit! Jez sweeps her cousin on a whirlwind adventure through the jungle and beyond, with nothing but her sardonic wit and bronze brassiere at her disposal. Along the way the two attract a motley cast of characters including a brooding barbarian with decidedly unheroic phobias, an ill-tempered troll looking for love, and a deadly Blue Wolf with a soft spot for Jezebelle.Throughout their travel, Jez untangles the clues to her True Destiny. She discovers a Forbidden Secret that threatens to unravel the very fabric of her world - or at least ruin her day.