Killer Sensations A Dark Romantic Comedy

THEA: A vacation is the exact palate cleanser I need after a huge break up with he-who-shall-not-be-named...aka my lying, cheating, scumbag of an ex. Maybe I'll have a fling, wash the taste of him out of my mouth, and other areas, for good. The handsome, baby-blue-eyed man at the bar will do that trick...that is if he isn't some creep that plans to steal my organs and sell them on the black market. F*ck it. Maybe it's the wine. Maybe it's the fact that my hoo-hah has been neglected after being with that bastard for years of my life. I guess doing things with your girlfriend is a moot point when you're getting it everywhere else. Either way, call me the girl who dies first in the horror movie because bar boy is mine...for tonight. ALEX: The moment she locks eyes with me, my world turns completely upside down. My heart swells in my chest, making it hard to breathe. Great...now I'm pining after the tourists. Am I really that hard up for love? She winks in my direction and every part of me wants to go talk to her, to learn her name, to smell her perfume...but I know that's a bad idea. After all, I'm the Kingpin of a serial killer secret society that happens to be meeting this week. No big deal. It's basically our form of book club, except we only meet once a year, and though I run it, I wish I didn't. In this lifestyle, business and pleasure tend to go hand in hand. There's no way to keep it separate. I should make myself scarce and stay away to keep her safe. Maybe it's the forbidden nature of what our relationship could be...or, maybe it's the way she lights up the room, but good heavens...the woman attracts me like a moth to a flame. I'm deadly...Dangerous. And she's oh, so f*cking tempting. WARNING: This book has content that might be triggering to some readers and is intended for audiences 18+. The list of triggers is longer than the list of side effects in the last ten seconds of a Viagra commercial, so I won't list them all here. It's a serial killer romance, so there is obviously blood, gore, murder. Etc. There's also kidnapping, stalking, and things of that nature. If you were able to get through Criminal Minds or CSI, then you should be fine! However, if you are worried, and need a full list, please visit my website (www.amandaaggie.com).