The Mother's Book

Finally, a stylish and edgy antidote to cheesy Mother's Day gifts, from the authors of the cult bestselling This Diary Will Change Your Life . The Mother's Book is a funny, fully-illustrated treasury of everything the modern mother needs to fulfil her duties. Includes: * Ranking your children in order of preference * How to pick an appropriate babysitter * Making kids love unpalatable vegetables using reverse-psychology * How best to criticise other people’s offspring * A glossary to help decipher teenage grunting * Dealing with bullies: how to bully them yourself And much more. Perfect for mothers with a sense of humour.