I'm Trying to Love Rocks

"Hi there! This is a book about Geology!" Snore. "Do you even know what that is?" Um. "It's the study of rocks!" ...Woo-hoo? " Am I sensing boredom?" Bingo. "Well, what do you think of molten lava and diamonds?" Those are cool. "Actually hot! And Super hard!" Uh, how? " Gotcha! Flip a few pages and I can explain..." -inside cover.