"Ever wonder what happens after the hero kills the monster?" Daisy Janney just wanted to go to college next year like everybody else--get out of her mom's house, go to some parties, maybe meet some cute guys. But when she finds out she has to pay for it herself, she has no choice but to get a job. Too bad no one wants her, not even the burger joint. Way to feel like a total loser. Desperate, she takes the only job she can find--at Calvert Funeral Home. Putting makeup on dead people might not be glamorous, but at least dead people don't complain. Too bad no one told her they wouldn't always stay dead. Or that they weren't always people. One salt-covered, burnt witch later, Daisy finds herself the recipient of an evil curse. She's got two weeks to figure out how to break it before she's scheduled for dismemberment by an angry demon. And she hasn't even gotten her first paycheck yet. She turns to an old boyfriend for help, but with finals coming up, and some weird guy stalking her who looks like Johnny Cash, she's not sure there's enough help on the planet for her kind of trouble...