Unreal Elections

At the risk of offending you a little, India’s funniest bloggers would like to hold forth on: • Why Narendra Modi’s favourite movie is The Lion King • What happens to Arnab Goswami’s milkman when he tries to cheat him • How Sonia G reshuffles her Cabinet with a little help from Britney Spears • Why Kejriwal must wear a shawl in the Delhi summer • What fills Manmohan Singh with rage • Why Ravi Shastri must moderate the prime ministerial debate And what all of this has to do with the most Unreal Elections of the Summer of 2014 . . .