The Paranoid's Pocket Guide Hundreds of Things You Never Knew You Had to Worry About

Paranoid Factoids: Overzealous yawning can cause a dislocated jaw. One in 650 Canadians will be injured by a toilet during their lifetime. Seventy percent of women fantasize about someone else during lovemaking. Including hundreds of bizarre-but-true things, this compact guide will bring on nervous page flipping and make even the most snug and secure folks bonafide paranoiacs. Black and white photographs document the everyday items that menace the safety of everyday people. The Paranoid's Pocket Guide is perfect for archibutyrophobics (those who fear peanut butter sticking to the roof of their mouth), phobophobics (those who fear fear itself), and anyone who worries themselves sick.