Name: The Haunted Vagina
Rating: 1.333333333333333 (3 reviews)

Carlton Mellick

It's difficult to love a woman whose vagina is a gateway to the world of the dead.

The Haunted Vagina

Maya Federman

Sarah Escorsa

► BR with my MacHalo Freaks, starting Dec. 10, 2015.

This story is supposed to be funny. Watch me laugh:



It should have been funny. I mean, it's about a woman whose vagina is a gateway to the world of the dead. How could this be anything but hilarious? Such a premise definitely calls for much merriment and revelry. Actually, I think I might be at fault here. Maybe I read it all wrong. Maybe I have no sense of humor. Maybe I didn't try hard enough to like it. Maybe if I'd really put my heart into it I'd have managed to at least, smile? Should I give it another try? Okay, let's see. Concentrate Sarah, concentrate.



Nope. Not working. Sorry. Crap will be crap and funny this is not. But hey, all is not lost for despite not being hilarious, this story is lots of other things: it is boring as hell. And uninspired. And flat. And dull. And insipid. And soporiferous (aka great for napping). And uninteresting from beginning to end. And "un" pretty much everything. This story is so many things! How exciting!

And the moral of this non-review is: do yourself a favour and don't read this. Believe me, you'll be glad you didn't.

The Haunted Vagina

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