Chloe Liese

One of Amazon's Best Romances of November! Opposites become allies to fool their matchmaking friends in this swoony reimagining of Shakespeare’s beloved comedy, Much Ado About Nothing. Jamie Westenberg and Bea Wilmot have nothing in common except a meet-disaster and the mutual understanding that they couldn't be more wrong for each other. But when the people closest to them play Cupid and trick them into going on a date, Jamie and Bea realize they have something else in common after all—an undeniable need for revenge. Soon their plan is in place: Fake date obnoxiously and convince the meddlers they’re madly in love. Then, break up spectacularly and dash everyone's hopes, putting an end to the matchmaking madness once and for all. To convince everyone that they’ve fallen for each other, Jamie and Bea will have to nail the performance of their lives. But as their final act nears and playing lovers becomes easier than not, they begin to wonder: What if Cupid’s arrow wasn’t so off the mark? And what if two wrongs do make a right?

Two Wrongs Make a Right

Alesha Clifford

He bites back something, then clears his throat again.

 “If you must. Though, fair warning, if you take it to the sofa, Sir Galahad and Morgan le Fay will probably come meowing for it."

 “I’m sorry, what are their names?”

My social circle is predominantly queer, my twin is bi, I’m pan.

 She lets out a long whistle. “I only saw the back of her, but wow. You downgraded.” 

 A blush warms her cheeks. “I wasn’t fishing for a compliment.” 

“I know that. And I wasn’t being disingenuous. You are.”

“What is she talking about, Cornelius? That was our meet-cute.”

 I snort, throwing open the door of the bathroom and looking both ways to ensure there aren’t eavesdroppers nearby. “Tell Cornelius, try meet-disaster.” 

“I refuse. He’s on my side now. I gave him apples.”

 “Wow, buying his love, huh?” “Fortifying our bond.”

"...I’m not giving either of you a blow-by-blow of my love life with Jamie. Not even our kisses.” 

Toni drops his elbows onto the desk and leans in conspiratorially. “So you are on to blowing?”

 I shove him halfheartedly. “Go away.”

“I think I want pizza,” Jamie mutters.

 “Pizza!” I gasp. “Who are you and what have you done with the real James Benedick Westenberg?”

“I knew you’d be a spanker.” “Beatrice!” My cheeks turn red. “That was not a spank. That was a … a love tap.”

“The pollen count in this apartment is despicable.”

 “It is. I’ll be having a word with your landlord.”

Rhionna

 I don't see you differently. I see you better.

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“Of course you don’t. You want to drink in the butler’s pantry and eat half the cheese-and-cracker plate before anyone else can. But that’s what you 

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