Giraffes? Giraffes!

Doris Haggis-On-Whey, Benny Haggis-On-Whey — 2008

A collection of humorous trivia about giraffes makes no promises that everything the book reveals is true and discusses the giraffe's fondness for iced oatmeal cookies and the role of a giraffe's spots as intergalactic receptors.