Dirk Quigby's Guide to the Afterlife All You Need to Know to Choose the Right Heaven Plus a Five-Star Rating System for Music, Food, Drink, & Accommodations (Large Print 16pt)

Hell's too full, so the Devil hires ad man Dirk Quigby to pen a travel guide enticing travelers to different afterlives: Hindu, Catholic, Protestant (that one's got a lot of subdivisions), Scientologist, and more. Instead of writing a boffo bestseller, Dirk unites all religions in a common goal: kill Dirk.