Cocky Quarterback Eric Cocker

ERIC The waitress with the bird tattoo up her middle fingerhas gotten my attention by not caring if she does.My team thinks it¿s hilarious that she¿s not into me.I think it¿s almost as fascinating as she is.Trouble is she likes musician types...And has one for a boyfriend. I told her I hope he knows how lucky he is.Because if he doesn¿t, my fist will tell him.WRENOkay, so I might be a football fan...but I hate jocks.Acting like idiots at our bar after every home gameThey almost ruin the sport for me, entirely.Eric Cocker is gorgeous, sure, but what an ego!Trouble is that our clientele loves dramaAnd they think we did it in O¿Neal¿s bathroomAll we really did was laugh - far more dangerousHow do you get inside a woman¿s heart? You make her laugh.