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The complete Fleabag. Every Word. Every Side-eye. Every Fox. Fleabag: The Scriptures includes new writing from Phoebe Waller-Bridge alongside the filming scripts and the never-before-seen stage directions from the Emmy and BAFTA winning series. 'Perfect' Guardian 'Perfect' Daily Telegraph 'Perfect' Stylist 'Perfect' Independent 'Perfect' Evening Standard 'Perfect' Metro 'Perfect' Irish Times 'Perfect' RTE 'Perfect' Spectator 'Perfect' Refinery29 'Perfect' Catholic Herald 'Perfection' Financial Times *** HAIRDRESSER NO. (pointing to Claire) That is EXACTLY what she asked for. FLEABAG No it's not. We want compensation. HAIRDRESSER Claire? CLAIRE I've got two important meetings and I look like a pencil. HAIRDRESSER NO. Don't blame me for your bad choices. Hair isn't everything. FLEABAG Wow. HAIRDRESSER What? FLEABAG Hair. Is. Everything. We wish it wasn't so we could actually think about something else occasionally. But it is. It's the difference between a good day and a bad day. We're meant to think that it is a symbol of power, a symbol of fertility, some people are exploited for it and it pays your fucking bills. Hair is everything, Anthony.

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Brittany

Huiying 

I just think I want someone to tell me how to live my life, Father, because so far, I think I’ve been getting it wrong. 

And I know that is why people want people like you in their lives. Because you just tell them how to do it. You just tell them what to do. And what they’ll get out of the end of it. And even though I don’t believe your bullshit and I know that scientifically nothing I do makes a difference in the end anyway, I’m still scared, why am I still scared? 

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