Name: Nightlight
ISBN: 9780307476104

Harvard Lampoon (Organization)

a parody

Nightlight

this was actually so funny!! i read it just to fit another book in february and i did enjoy it:))

kyahluka

Zoe Wilson

Hailey Goguen

Vicky  Nuñez 

Annvie N

Melissa Palmer

Bessie Small

Jacqueline Jordan 

Ana Hein

Julia

Thais Souza Passos

brittany

Michele Papa

Ana V. 

Tiffanie Dang

Dr. Bitchcraft

Julianne

Winona

The Harvard Lampoon

When you like, live forever, what's there to live for? 'About three things I was absolutely certain. First, Edwart was most likely my soul mate, maybe. Second, there was a vampire part of him - which I assumed was wildly out of his control - that wanted me dead. And third, I unconditionally, irrevocably, impenetrably, heterogeneously, gynecologically, and disreputably wished he had kissed me.' And thus Belle Goose falls in love with the mysterious and sparkly Edwart Mullen in this hilarious send-up of Twilight. Pale and klutzy, Belle arrives in Switchblade, Oregon looking for adventure, or at least an undead classmate. She soon discovers Edwart, a super-hot computer nerd with zero interest in girls. After witnessing a number of strange events - Edwart leaves his hash browns untouched at lunch! - he saves her from a flying snowball and Belle has a dramatic revelation: Edwart is a vampire. But how can she convince Edwart to bite her and transform her into his eternal bride, especially when he seems to find girls so repulsive? Complete with romance, danger, insufficient parental guardianship, creepy stalker-like behaviour, and a vampire prom, Nightlight is the hysterical tale of a vampire-obsessed girl, looking for love in all the wrong places.

Nightlight a parody

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