701 Things that P*ss Me Off about Work

I.M. Peeved has worked himself into a frenzy thinking about all the annoying, infuriating, and exasperating things that p*ss him off at work. From surly bosses, to perky workers, to chatty newsletters - not to mention the work itself - I.M. gets p*ssed off about...department heads who ask, "How goes the battle?"; having to contribute cash every time someone at work pops out a baby; business letters that begin, "It has come to my attention..".; when your going-away party is held at a Jack in the Box; coworkers who remind you every Wednesday that it's "Hump Day"; and that you can flunk a drug test from eating a poppy-seed bagel.