Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Cape Breton (and Everything Else Ever)

100% accurate information* about Cape Breton, Nova Scotia, and the entire world, as asked by the people, of the people, for the people. If you ever wanted to know anything then it's in this book! If it isn't in the book, then I guess you just didn't wish hard enough and that's on you.There's also information about stuff you didn't even know you didn't even know anything about! You'll learn so much just by reading this book that your head may very well explode with knowledge.Written by world-renowned expert on all things, James FW Thompson (who has been called this generation's James FW Thompson) you'll laugh and cry and go "hmmm, I see," and have so many other emotional and informational reactions that this may very well be the most important book you ever read assuming that you don't read all that many books (and the ones that you do read are of very little importance).ORWhat originally started as an improvisational theatrical street tour has become this book, which was written in an improvisational style. The questions are from real people, who may or may not have actually wanted to know the real answers and may or may not be disappointed with the answer that they get. Not that the book is a disappointment. it's a good book. Just maybe not what they were looking for. I don't know.Let me start again.It's a good book. Lots of words. You should buy it.Thank you.Accuracy of information not guaranteed, but, you know, it's funny?