American Hoarder

So you'll stay a while longer? Maybe drink some wine? Cool. In that case, I'll tell you. Yeah, I'll tell you all about this one episode of American Hoarder. The one nobody ain't never gonna see. Not even if everything else in all the TV archives gets wiped clean and the networks got nothing left to show. You just need to swear to me, on everybody's lives including your own, that you won't tell a soul. Okay?