Pretending I Love Lucy

"The first rule of being a winner? Never lose your heart. People think it's easy being Felix Dodd III. And sure, the legacy and inheritance aren't exactly terrible. But the name comes with so many strings, my hands feel permanently tied. Like I'm stuck following in my father's footsteps. Like I can't trust peoples intentions. Like my grandmother wants me settled down before my thirtieth birthday. I've got less than zero interest in marriage, ever since my one attempt at love crashed and burned. But Grams won't let me access my trust until I'm engaged. Which means I need a fiancee. Someone who's looking for quick cash and a quicker getaway. Someone like Lucy Devlin. She's got less than zero interest in me. But if I can get her to play along - just long enough to fool my grandmother - Lucy will be whole lot richer, Grams will be none the wiser, and I'll stay heartbreak free. As long as I remember the new rule: Don't love Lucy for real." -- page 4 of cover.