Marriage Advice from a Divorced Guy: 50 Ways to Woo Your Lover / With Notes from His Ex-Wife

Empower your Love into the Stuff of Legends. Transform your Relationship into the Talk of the Town. Inflame your Marriage into the Life ever After. How is your marriage? Is it barely hanging on amid the negative forces pulling it apart? Do your neighbors wink and say, give them a year? Are you heading towards the ugly end - divorce? Follow the advice here and your marriage will turn legendary. Best-Selling author Karim Shamsi-Basha shares his experience in both the married and divorced worlds. Two more facts give Karim, the divorced guy, the authority needed to write this book: Growing up with a father who read him love poetry instead of nursery rhymes, and his deep and profound love for his children. You will learn principals like these to transform your love life: Woo and appreciate each Other Bask in the Dating Romance Lose the Argument to Win Big Listen with your Ears and with your Heart Give More than you Take Be Friends with your Lover Live the Wonderful Life Reinvent the Kiss . . . and the rest! Dream Big Together Unlock the Mystery of One And the notes from Karim's ex-wife? Hysterical. Ex-Wife here, and no, they're not funny at all. Your sense of humor was always warped. And please, don't tell me people are actually going to buy this book. I mean, why would anyone pay to read your dribble? Sure we had a lot in common. I liked to breathe. I once asked you what you liked about me, my amazing body or mygorgeous face. I'll never forget what you said, "Your sense of humor." Notfunny, Mister. Speaking of two-way streets, you never understood that "Yes" meant "No", and "No" meant "No", and "Maybe" meant "No." Skinny jeans? You should definitely stick with the baggy kind I used to get you. You don't have the butt for skinny jeans.