Name: Love me stalk me
Rating: 2 (2 reviews)

Laura Bishop

Love me stalk me 

0.5 stars. (if i had the ability to give 0 stars this book would be my first choice.)

I think i need to start dnfing books rather than suffering through them but here we are. In my defense I didnt read the blurb so yeah.

also idk why the whole review is in italic i cant fix it☹️

Zimal.Q

0.5 stars. (if i had the ability to give 0 stars this book would be my first choice.)
I think i need to start dnfing books rather than suffering through them but here we are. In my defense I didnt read the blurb so yeah.


“You don’t leave one person because you think you have someone else waiting. You leave because it’s the right thing for you.”

OH ALSO I had enough of this book midway so I gave up. Ts was genuinely painful to read

OKAY NOW. I HAVE A FEW CHOICE WORDS FOR IZZY LIKE BRO FSBHFBHJBHJSFBHJF GENUINELY SHE PISSES ME OFF SO MUCH. Her biggest insecurity is being "fat" and she always puts herself down because of that BUT THEN SHE PROCEEDES TO MENTION HER WEIGHT IN EVERY PARAGRAPH LIKE ITS SOMEHOW RELEVANT. like no izzy saying "oh im too heavy" mid conversation doesnt prove anything. I can assure you no one gives a fuck. Izzy im pretty sure dumped her good for nothing boyfriend near page 300 after being with him for 2 years. i genuinely dont know what she was trying to prove, why she didnt dump him before but okay.

NOW CAL. CAL THIS LITTLE SHIT BRO. Cal pissed me off everytime he opened his mouth to say something. He genuinely thinks too highly of himself like sit down youre working at a retail store in security. He was all about making Izzy love herself again but in his pov he mentioned her weight like EVERY SENTENCE. I GENUINELY DONT KNOW WHATS THE PROBLEM WITH THESE TWO. THIS BITCHASS ACTED LIKE HE KNEW EVERYTHING ABOUT HER BY PAGE 47 like no cal i can assure you with full certainty you dont. You guys barely had a single conversation and even then you were too busy staring at her like an absolute creep. AND THE WHOLE STALKING THING HAD ME LAUGHING BECAUSE TS WAS GENUINELY SO CORNY😭😭😭 IM CONVINCED WHOEVER LIKED THIS BOOK WAS ON CRACK BECAUSE WHAT THE HELL BRO. Their whole dynamic was literally izzy being like "oh im so small" and cal being like "Ill protect you" LIKE I WAS BAWLING.

NOT TO MENTION THIS WHOLE BOOK READS LIKE IT WAS WRITTEN BY AI. LIKE IM NOT EVEN KIDDING I FEEL SO SORRY FOR THE EDITOR AND THE PEOPLE WHO PUBLISHED THIS BOOK.

Also i think the chapter names speak for themselves
- HES SERVING TRAUMA WITH A SIDE SALAD
what was the thought process behind this

-WINE. AI. REGRET COMING SOON
oh how quirky of you izzy

-PARALLEL PARKING NEARLY KILLED ME, BUT ID DIE FOR HER
why

AND SO MUCH MORE ISTG

do better laura.

P.S: I kept reading this because ts was too entertaining.
P.P.S: i might sound like im exaggerating but i had to take a break at the 'build your own boyfriend' part

+the 0.5 star is because I thought her grandma was funny

also idk why the whole review is in italic i cant fix it☹️

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