We Thought You Would Be Prettier True Tales Of The Dorkiest Girl Alive

In a collection of zany, autobiographical anecdotes and tales, the author of I Love Everybody (and Other Atrocious Lies) describes her experiences in a driving school class that resembles a cult recruitment meeting, begging her sister not to get involved with eBay, or yearning to do something about a pet store employee's ridiculous hairstyle. Original. 60,000 first printing.